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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:30am UTC

"And I think the first sign you notice
when you begin to gain feelings towards
a person, is just how easily you get jealous when
they give others the attention which you crave."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:08am UTC

if you're
going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 5:52pm UTC

why insult someone when you can
say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:20pm UTC

adulthood
doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Dear tampon commercial
when i'm on my period i don't wear white pants or do a backflip
Sincerely,Real woman

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.

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justbecauseyoucan
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Dead asked Life:
‘’Why does everyone hate me, but love you?
Life: ‘’ I’am a beautifull lie, and you are a painful truth.’’

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Isn't it ironic how we tell others to
stay strong,
yet we can't do it ourselves.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chickittylover
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 2:32pm UTC

It's always been about
me myself and I, I thought relationships were nothing but a waste of time.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID
BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK
YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY
“OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK”
WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?
YEAH THAT’S IT

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little_bit_str0nger
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:37pm UTC

You Know You're In Love When You Can't Go To Sleep , Because Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams.

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Candy_Cane_0_o
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 12:49pm UTC

BEFORE YOU JUDGE
ME,
MAKE SURE YOU'RE
PERFECT.

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ssissyeegan
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 12:59pm UTC

"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it simply means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections in life."
P.S. Two new blogposts are up! www.ssissyeegan.blogspot.com

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC

Steve's job is really tiring
Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

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Chris*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I really wish I could say I'm over it,
but I'm not going to lie to myself anymore.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Does anyone have like
ten thousand dollars
they don't want

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC

there was a girl and the next month
who sat on the sixteenth of may,
in the back of the room she didn't come to school.
she never talked and on the seventeenth,
or raised her hand everyone was talking about her
but she wrote and how her sister found her
on her notebook on the bathroom floor,
and on the desk a smile on her face and
and on her hands. a slash on each wrist,
she had long brown hair an empty bottle of pills
and a nice smile in one hands
even though she never did and a letter
but you could still tell. that mentioned me,
she always wore the boy
long sleeves who asked
and six blue bracelets about her
on her left arm. six blue bracelets,
and so i asked her in the other.
why she wore them
and she stopped writing
and gave me a strange look.
and i cried that day
because i thought
i hurt her feelings. (w.d)

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