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November 3, 2012 8:04pm UTC

friend: u ok??
me: yah, duh...
friend: liar
me: yah that'll help. call me a liar
friend: SO UR NOT OK!!
me: no sh** sherlock
friend: whats wrong??
me: i dont think u wanna know, when im mad im mad at everything.
friend: its ok tell me.
me: i dont like the way rocks fall, i dont like the way the earth rotates, i dont like how chocolate and skittles make me flemy, yet i scarf them down like theres no tommorrow, i dont like the way people call big rocks boulders, i dont like the way every time i try to watch a youtube video romney or obama come on and a bunch of old ladies tell me about their dayly troubles, i dont like how girls like one direction, i dont like how guys try to rap to prove their manliness, i dont like how my girlfriend treats me, i dont like how ice cream is so cold, i dont like how all seafood is salty, i dont like how sometimes when i go out to dinner im the only one asking if there's any sushi, i dont like the way scientists classify animals, i dont like how lady gaga constantly says she was born this way, but in fact thats not possible, she wouldnt have a mom, her mom would explode, i dont like how taylor swift writes one love song after another and then says "we are never ever ever getting back together" then says she saw it begin again and everything turned red as she drove her new maserati passionately down a dead end street faster than the wind, i dont like how much time it took me to write about all the things i hate and I DONT LIKE YOU.
friend: okay, good morning to u too.

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lilprince
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October 26, 2012 2:42pm UTC

1D: UP ALL NIGHT!!!!
KATY PERRY: WIDE AWAKE!
TAYLOR SWIFT: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN..
me: were all turning into insomniacs o.o
CHRIS BROWN:DONT WAKE ME UUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: YAY NOT ALL OF US HAVE LOST IT!!! *stays awake until 5 o clock* ... I DONT NEED SLEEP. I HAVE INTERNET!!!!

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August 24, 2012 9:37pm UTC

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lilprince
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August 18, 2012 11:28am UTC

ooh? you wanna fight me through text? COME ON B*TCH I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!!

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August 18, 2012 11:26am UTC

so my ex gf calls back like: i still love u <3 can we get back together baby?
and i'm like: i'm sorry this # is out of service due to the fact that its overloaded with all the f*cks i dont give.

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lilprince
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August 17, 2012 5:03pm UTC

eating ice cream uncontrollably after a rajection...
teenager moment #2
fave if u can relate

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lilprince
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August 17, 2012 4:59pm UTC

yelling; THERES NOTHING TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!! when the fridge and pantry are clearly full..
teenager moment #1
fave if u do this

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lilprince
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August 16, 2012 10:17pm UTC

some people say cubans are loud... they have no idea how hard it is to be heard.

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July 13, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Teenagers*
Morning:
Wake up> go back to sleep> wake up again> go to bathroom> scratch face> scratch but> play with hair> notice new pimples> look at the exfoliating scrub> O.O> put it in a drawer>look at toothbrush>0.0> wet it so that it looks like someone used it> put it in drawer> look at bed> get in it and realize it’s not warm anymore> get out> get dressed> look at parents for no apparent reason at all> throw something> pick it up> drop it and walk away.
Afternoon:
Open computer> go to every social site you can think of> scratch face some more O.O?> close site> go to gaming site> spend to minutes looking through it> close computer> put on shoes and go outside> parents call you in> realize it was for no reason at all> step two feet outside and hear them calling you again>go in> find lunch> yell a made up word (ongawa!-flatapenaye!-balugachai! etc.) eat food :3 > use tablet or phone to play apps> collect money from make believe tenants> bathe your make believe dog> eat digital pizza with your digital parents> fling birds at pigs> realize you spent two hours playing pointless apps
Nighttime:
Open fridge> see nothing appetizing> open closet> same result> lower standards and try again>try at least three times> give up and open drawers> close drawers> go to sleep in your messy bed.

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June 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC

that perfect moment when YOU WALK INTO A FANCY RESTAURANT BATHROOM AND FEEL LIKE A MOVIE STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAKE :D

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lilprince
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 9:12pm UTC

did i invite u to my bar b que cuz ur all up in my grill

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April 12, 2012 8:58pm UTC

me im sorry but i need to ask u something
freind who who
me ... me
friend cares
me u just stabbed me in the back
freind who who
me UR MOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lilprince
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April 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC

no britney im sorry but for the 75th time i do not want a piece of you

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April 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC

dear makers of zagzbys zenzation zaleds
you zpelled it wrong ; )
zinzeraly
me and my languege artz clazzzzzz

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lilprince
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April 11, 2012 9:56pm UTC

dear adele
its not possible to set fire to the rain
and even if it was wouldmnt it be faster to just light the entire cloud on fire

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February 26, 2012 8:47pm UTC

is it just me or am i the only one that will stop at a red light in the car , close ,my eyes pretend i am one of the teen titans and concentrate really hard in order to levitate myself over the stoplight break it using my powers have my parents yell at me to get back in the car and pay no attention and hover home only to find out they are yelling at me to wake up=P

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December 3, 2011 8:31pm UTC

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December 3, 2011 10:16am UTC

don't you hate it when...
your at the mall, you see a classmate,
and they say "what are you doing here"
well some might say shopping i prefer being hospitallized because i was fiercly attacked by a rare and exotic t-rex

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