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Teenagers*
Morning:
Wake up> go back to sleep> wake up again> go to bathroom> scratch face> scratch but> play with hair> notice new pimples> look at the exfoliating scrub> O.O> put it in a drawer>look at toothbrush>0.0> wet it so that it looks like someone used it> put it in drawer> look at bed> get in it and realize it’s not warm anymore> get out> get dressed> look at parents for no apparent reason at all> throw something> pick it up> drop it and walk away.
Afternoon:
Open computer> go to every social site you can think of> scratch face some more O.O?> close site> go to gaming site> spend to minutes looking through it> close computer> put on shoes and go outside> parents call you in> realize it was for no reason at all> step two feet outside and hear them calling you again>go in> find lunch> yell a made up word (ongawa!-flatapenaye!-balugachai! etc.) eat food :3 > use tablet or phone to play apps> collect money from make believe tenants> bathe your make believe dog> eat digital pizza with your digital parents> fling birds at pigs> realize you spent two hours playing pointless apps
Nighttime:
Open fridge> see nothing appetizing> open closet> same result> lower standards and try again>try at least three times> give up and open drawers> close drawers> go to sleep in your messy bed.
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Teenagers* Morning: Wake up> go back to sleep> wake up

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