friend: u ok??
me: yah, duh...
friend: liar
me: yah that'll help. call me a liar
friend: SO UR NOT OK!!
me: no sh** sherlock
friend: whats wrong??
me: i dont think u wanna know, when im mad im mad at everything.
friend: its ok tell me.
me: i dont like the way rocks fall, i dont like the way the earth rotates, i dont like how chocolate and skittles make me flemy, yet i scarf them down like theres no tommorrow, i dont like the way people call big rocks boulders, i dont like the way every time i try to watch a youtube video romney or obama come on and a bunch of old ladies tell me about their dayly troubles, i dont like how girls like one direction, i dont like how guys try to rap to prove their manliness, i dont like how my girlfriend treats me, i dont like how ice cream is so cold, i dont like how all seafood is salty, i dont like how sometimes when i go out to dinner im the only one asking if there's any sushi, i dont like the way scientists classify animals, i dont like how lady gaga constantly says she was born this way, but in fact thats not possible, she wouldnt have a mom, her mom would explode, i dont like how taylor swift writes one love song after another and then says "we are never ever ever getting back together" then says she saw it begin again and everything turned red as she drove her new maserati passionately down a dead end street faster than the wind, i dont like how much time it took me to write about all the things i hate and I DONT LIKE YOU.
friend: okay, good morning to u too.
lilprince