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RingoStar
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June 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Balloons are so weird. It's like:
"Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

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TouchTheClouds
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February 14, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you start entering some other fudging galaxy of swirls and patterns.

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Whor_an
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:49am UTC

Me: -singing in the tub-
Mom: SHUT UP!!
Me: How are you hatin from my side of the tub...You can't even get in... LEGGO!
Mom:
Me: Yellow soap bar, Yellow rubber ducky, Yellow shampoo bottle, Yellow water's yucky

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britany*
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February 16, 2013 1:53am UTC

deleting one ' ha '
from your --> 'hahahaha'
because you think it's too much.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC

I hate when I forget to press send,
& I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

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JustKeepSwimming14
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June 19, 2012 12:59pm UTC

If Peeta had red hair,
he wouldn't just be the bread man,
he'd be the ginger bread man.
nmq

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MyWittyProfile
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June 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Sometimes..
I have deja vu
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Sometimes..
I have deja vu

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Rosypinkgirl
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:57am UTC

This may come as a surprise
but I actually meant it when I said
I love you♥

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Esme100o
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:58am UTC

Using your parents first names
because they wont answer to
mum or/ and dad.

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lynzee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:58am UTC

Dream what you want to dream,
go where you want to go,
be what you want to be.
Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

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kyotokitten
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:58am UTC

That one annoying relative that comments on
everything....

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Cassidy_Skye10
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:59am UTC

Dumb Person The second person that comments on this is so stupid. 5 hours ago · comment · like
1person like this
Dumb Person Ahaha, no one is commenting, you guys are loesrs.
3 hours ago · 2 people like this
Dumb Person Losers*
3hours ago ·86 people like this

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allysonxo
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
ONE OF THE HARDEST DECISIONS
YOU'LL EVER MAKE
IS WHETHER TO WALK AWAY,
OR TRY HARDER
Format by Sandrasaurus

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pinklover
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Summer 2012
Love, swimming, beaches, parties,
All nighters, sleepovers,
Shopping, sleeping in, tans
WITTY
FACEBOOK
Oh ya baby! (:
<3
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FlyingDove
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:28am UTC

I'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL
SOCIETY IS ANTI-ME

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Mylittlesparklypinkdress
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:30am UTC

Hey,
you look a lot like my next boyfriend
♥

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:31am UTC

Me: *sings* When you see my face hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell
Arch-Enemy: It does.
Me: When you walk my way hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell
Arch-Enemy: It does.
Me: If you find a man who's worth a dam and treats you well
Arch-Enemy: I already have
Me: Then he's a fool
Arch-Enemy: No, he's actually really smart
Me: You're just as well hope it gives you hell
Arch-enemy: I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT DOES!!
Format by DestinyTulip

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babykins15
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:31am UTC

If you still talk about it, you still care about it.

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Katya10
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:33am UTC

Hate is a strong word... But so is Love.

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Katya10
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:36am UTC

Here's to the girls who have had their hearts broken by the guy they never dated.

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