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lilmissjade12

rainbow15
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC
i l i k e y o u r h a i r ,
L e t s h a v e s e x .

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AlNicholas
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August 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC
i miss your smile, but I miss mine more

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 12:19pm UTC
Freshman year...
is gonna be hel/. everyone hates the freshman. help Lord.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 12:02pm UTC
AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Girlfriend
Edit
I'm pregnant.
The AT&T Suscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.
You spelled "You" wrong
The AT&T Suscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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lilmissjade12
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 1:43pm UTC
♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.
♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
cookiedoughformats

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Boodah1435
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 4:12pm UTC
what is the most difficult thing to get over?
when you lose a lot of weight, but you still see yourself as that bigger person
no matter how small that number gets...

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 5:42pm UTC
I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was blaming you.

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LoveIsEverlasting
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:27pm UTC
Bucket list:
~make bucket list
~ finish bucket list
Mission accomplished

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Laylalinnchica
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August 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
Plot Twist: Witty is the worst webiste ever.
nmf/ my quote do not steal.

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luv2laugh
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
I couldn't shave my legs today because of all the bug bites.

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC
Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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365days*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:45pm UTC
Girl: Omg, lyk, whut r u all up2? Dis iz so awsomee!
RIP
English

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Socially_Awkward_Penguin
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:35pm UTC
"OKAY, CLASS, FIND A PARTNER."
OH GOD NO.
Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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NerdChick0108
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 6:05pm UTC
In the US the typical school year is 180 days.
In China it's 251 days.
Well that explains everything......

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
IMAGINE THIS:
YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
What do you do?

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lilmissjade12
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:40pm UTC
♥
I woke up,
Wanting to kiss you
CookieDoughFormats

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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cousin7
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC
There are no stupid questions just stupid people

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kensoo
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:23pm UTC
Take me as I am,
or watch me as I go.

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cocoalol1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:23pm UTC
it hurts
when the person
your in love with
is in love with
someone else.....</3

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