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  1. kayykayyy kayykayyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Hi :). My names Kayleigh.
    Im not really how you say "witty popular"
    So i know not that many people are gonna see this.
    But I need your help.
    It all started 3 weeks ago when I first joined Formspring
    Its a site where people can go on your wall and ask you questions.
    they can hide their name or not.
    I was on one day and I had a question in my inbox.
    I opened it and read it and it said
    "Your a f**king fat a s s who doesnt deserve to be here!"
    After I read that, I went into the bathroom and took out a razor.
    And I cut.
    It was the first of many times.
    I have scars all up and down my legs and wrist.
    I cut twice a day now.
    this has to stop.
    I've only told my 4 closest friends.
    They have been helping me but i still do cut.
    So I'm asking witty.
    Please click the <3
    or comment.
    It would be nice if this got atleast 20 faves.
    But I'm pretty sure thats not possible.
    Each fave or comment I get
    i will go one day without cutting.
    thank you

  2. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:43am UTC
    How to become witty famous in 3 steps!
    1. Make a new account with a boy's name. Remember, your "sister" or "girlfriend" (your real account) showed you witty & told you to make one.
    2. Upload pics of hot male site models. If anyone says you're fake, b*tch them out.
    3. Claim that you have cancer. But never specify what type.
    BAM! 1500 FOLLOWERS!
    you're welcome.
    ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪

  5. astoryaccount astoryaccount
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Torn
    Prolgue
    I look up at the brilliant stars. The only thing that made him and me not so different. Not my boyfriend, a wealthy boy I am forced to love. My heart is elsewhere, somewhere it's forbidden to be. We aren't allowed to chose who we marry. We aren't allowed to think of anyone other than the person we're chosen to be with. I could get killed for thinking of him, yet, I don't mind. I'd risk it all to be with him.

  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  7. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  8. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    fave if any of these apply to you♥

  9. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  10. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Everythying in this room is
    eatable. Even I'm eatable. But
    that is called canibalism my
    dear children,
    and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
    (Fave if you know where this is from( :)
    nmf

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Choosing names 100 years from now:
    Doctor: It's a girl!
    New Mother: Wow! I think I'll name her Amy!
    Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is taken, might I suggest Amy797 or Amy_32?

  14. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Forget Justin Bieber,
    Happy Birthday Ron Weasley!

  15. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
    / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
    ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
    | (•) | Plankton
    |•||•| Mr.Krabs
    mind.blown? i think so..

  16. FeralCatOwner FeralCatOwner
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Anyone else remember....
    The movie called, "My Date with the President's Daughter"

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  18. xKatelinx55 xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    When Monsters Inc. 2 comes out in November...
    little kids waiting in line: "mommy, I wanna be the first to go in!"
    me: I've been waiting 11 years for this, so I will be the first to go in!"

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    You think I jock quotes?
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    I don't know, how?
    To get to the other side!
    Wait, I didn't make up that joke. I must have stolen it.
    Why is it okay to repeat jokes but not repeat quotes?

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