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How to become witty famous in 3 steps!

 1. Make a new account with a boy's name. Remember, your "sister" or "girlfriend" (your real account) showed you witty & told you to make one.

2. Upload pics of hot male site models. If anyone says you're fake, b*tch them out.

3. Claim that you have cancer.  But never specify what type.

BAM! 1500 FOLLOWERS!
you're welcome.

 
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How to become witty famous in 3 steps! 1. Make a new account

782 faves · 77 comments · Mar 18, 2012 11:43am

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BetterThanRevenge · 1 decade ago
Matthew really had cancer.
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sm97 · 1 decade ago
lol i hope nobody actually does this...but its funny :)
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cherlloyd · 1 decade ago
THIS.
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
i dont get why everyone is b*tching at you for this. you arent joking about cancer. other people do. seriously.
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RachelShapira happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
lolololololol
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
PREACH IT LIKE A BOSS
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FreeToBeLeslie · 1 decade ago
Totallly agreed :)
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nevejadendooleyx · 1 decade ago
yeah you may think this quote is just a joke but why would you joke about having cancer?
That's just wrong, it's took so many lives and it's not cool to joke about it
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tiffaniecass25 · 1 decade ago
a freaking men.
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ashiepoo14 · 1 decade ago
Hahahah still laughing! So truuue.(;
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livee4lovinn · 1 decade ago
hahahaha this is so truee!
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QuotesAreMyLife7 · 1 decade ago
hqahahaha theres 69 comments before me(: wait im the 70 comment...(:
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teapots · 1 decade ago
1 and 2 are to tyler_ OMG
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Shes_Just_Broken · 1 decade ago
Loooool!!!!! But why would you fake cancer? thats just sick and twisted
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Nataliee123 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHHAA, but IDK if people fake cancer? If they do, that's just sick.
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
I'm seriously in tears right now. Not only is this true. But the way you said it and gave sass about it. Killed me lol:p
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mandyarro · 1 decade ago
aha this is so true. why would anyone joke about cancer for attention?
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LockeHayley · 1 decade ago
Im sure alot of people on witty do this. cancer is serious, hope no one is doing this!
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Dani_Marie3264 · 1 decade ago
Leave her alone. If you don't believe people are shallow enough to fake cancer on here, then I truly hope your parents let you out from under the rock soon. Newsflash, people do dumb stuff like that!
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keelinfaithh · 1 decade ago
ahahha thats greattt
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