How to
become
witty
famous
in 3
steps!
1. Make a new account with a
boy's name. Remember, your "sister" or
"girlfriend" (your real account) showed you witty
& told you to make one.
2. Upload pics of hot male site models. If
anyone says you're fake, b*tch them out.
3. Claim that you have cancer. But
never specify what type.
BAM! 1500 FOLLOWERS!
you're welcome.
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782 faves · 77 comments · Mar 18, 2012 11:43am
sm97
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1 decade ago
lol i hope nobody actually does this...but its funny :)
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cherlloyd
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1 decade ago
THIS.
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Melrose*
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1 decade ago
i dont get why everyone is b*tching at you for this. you arent joking about cancer. other people do. seriously.
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RachelShapira
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1 decade ago
lolololololol
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StarsareRachelBerry
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1 decade ago
PREACH IT LIKE A BOSS
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FreeToBeLeslie
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1 decade ago
Totallly agreed :)
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nevejadendooleyx
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1 decade ago
yeah you may think this quote is just a joke but why would you joke about having cancer?
That's just wrong, it's took so many lives and it's not cool to joke about it
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tiffaniecass25
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1 decade ago
a freaking men.
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ashiepoo14
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1 decade ago
Hahahah still laughing! So truuue.(;
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livee4lovinn
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1 decade ago
hahahaha this is so truee!
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QuotesAreMyLife7
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1 decade ago
hqahahaha theres 69 comments before me(: wait im the 70 comment...(:
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teapots
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1 decade ago
1 and 2 are to tyler_ OMG
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Shes_Just_Broken
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1 decade ago
Loooool!!!!! But why would you fake cancer? thats just sick and twisted
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Nataliee123
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHHAA, but IDK if people fake cancer? If they do, that's just sick.
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Melrose*
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1 decade ago
I'm seriously in tears right now. Not only is this true. But the way you said it and gave sass about it. Killed me lol:p
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mandyarro
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1 decade ago
aha this is so true. why would anyone joke about cancer for attention?
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LockeHayley
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1 decade ago
Im sure alot of people on witty do this. cancer is serious, hope no one is doing this!
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Dani_Marie3264
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1 decade ago
Leave her alone. If you don't believe people are shallow enough to fake cancer on here, then I truly hope your parents let you out from under the rock soon. Newsflash, people do dumb stuff like that!
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keelinfaithh
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1 decade ago
ahahha thats greattt
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BetterThanRevenge · 1 decade ago
Matthew really had cancer.
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