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  1. whipmyhair whipmyhair
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:24am UTC
    Life is full of fake people,
    so before you start judging them,
    make sure
    ---> you're not one of them.♥

  2. LynnHa LynnHa
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Dear Walmart,
    If you're lowering prices everyday... How come nothing is free?
    Sincerely, still waiting.

  3. gillybeanxo3921 gillybeanxo3921
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Who Else Loves It When...
    You order pizza and they send it to you with a HOT pizza guy(;

  4. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:26am UTC
    fave this if,
    you were born on
    your birthday
    nmq

  5. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:36am UTC
    That one popular girl
    who gets 200 likes on her profile picture -__-

  6. TypicalTeenager TypicalTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Teacher: "Stand up if you think your an idiot"
    *Student stands up*
    Teacher: "Oh so you think your an idiot?"
    Student: "Nah , I just didnt want to see you up there alone♥
    (c) No jocking !

  7. FallenSpirit FallenSpirit
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Hey, did you ask yet?
    No, my moms in a bad mood.
    Fav if that ever happened to you.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    *nmq|nmf

  8. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    You have no idea
    how much everyone wants to punch you.

  9. kEnDaLxoRaEx3 kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    Dear inventor of tampons,
    How awkward was it when you were trying to explain your invention to everyone?
    Sinerely, curious

  10. xoxoballiinn16 xoxoballiinn16
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    "All you do is sit on that computer"
    Lies. I sit on the chair.


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  12. BrittyB BrittyB
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    (:

  13. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:25am UTC
    summer to do l ist
    Build a rocket
    Fight a mummy
    Climb up the Eiffel Tower
    Discover something that doesnt exist
    Give a monkey a shower
    Surf a Tidal Wave
    Create Nanobots
    Locate Frankensteins Brain
    Fight a Dodo Bird
    Paint a Continent
    Drive Sister Insane


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  15. mhrealgurls mhrealgurls
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:09am UTC
    AnyBody Else?
    scream "RUN FORREST, RUN!"When someone is running down the road

  16. Ic3y_h0t Ic3y_h0t
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Brushing yourTeeth like nobody's buisness beforeGoing to the dentist [♥] /////////////

  17. EmptyGlassxx EmptyGlassxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
    Kisses aren't kisses unless their
    tasted. Kisses spread germs
    germs are hated. So kiss me ♥
    I'm vaccinated ;)

  18. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Shhh girl!
    Shut your lips
    Do the Hellen Keller
    && Talk with your hips
    B1air


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  20. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC
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