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  1. InsaneAndBroken InsaneAndBroken
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:31am UTC
    *Me at Starbucks, just finished ordering*
    Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
    Me: Primrose Everdeen.
    Starbucks Guy: Oh, oh. *makes coffee*
    Starbucks Guy: *finishes making coffee* Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

  2. XxAveriaxX XxAveriaxX
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    i wonder what it's like
    to be one of the pretty girls that every guy likes....

  3. victoriasxsecretx victoriasxsecretx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    tans, boys, sand, late nights, warmth, shorts, fun, rides, long days,
    messy buns, blue oceans, tanks tops
    crazy days,popsicles, friends, love
    summer 2012♥

  4. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    When someone threatens to shootyou with a rubber band
    && your whole life
    flashes
    before your eyes

  5. Maddog98 Maddog98
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    I feel bad for whoever was in the Hunger Games and on their period....
    I don't recall pads and tampons being items in the Cornucopia...

  6. 277 277
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Singing a Song you dont know the words to and replacing the words with:
    "I don't know the words..."
    Just me??

  7. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    If Peeta had red hair
    he'd be a ginger bread man.
    Format by Sandrasauras

  8. kirosame21 kirosame21
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    The actor who played Cato,
    Alexander Ludwig,
    is an abercrombie model.
    His face is on the abercrombie bag in my room.
    Right now.
    mind=blown

  9. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    American kid "You're from the UK? Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
    British kid: "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
    Nmf(BookOfComedy)

  10. OriginalityIsDead OriginalityIsDead
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    "Now made with real cheese!"
    Well wait, what the f*ck was I eating before?

  11. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    So apparently,
    there is a website called ratemypoo
    where people actually take pictures of their poop
    and other people rate it.
    I am seriously concerned for humanity.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

  12. DatsFunnie DatsFunnie
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I miss those days when...♥
    I could sit on a chair and my legs wouldn't touch the ground so i could swing them♥
    Fave for a series :]

  13. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you sit down and your thighs get 1209344878837 times bigger.
    nmq

  14. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I want to get injured enough to wind up in a hospital, just to see if anyone would come to make sure I'm okay. And I'd pretend to be sleeping or dying so in case anyone actually did come, they would sit at the edge of my bed, crying, and tell me everything. I want to hear everything they've ever thought of me, how they really feel, if they're sorry for anything. I just want to know the truth. And I want to know who truly cares about me.
    -tumblr.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
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    We salute you Rue!!! <3

  17. Animallover19 Animallover19 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That status was about you.
    You're not ALLOWED to like it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    i want to know what he thinks,
    when he hears my name.

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