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Animallover19

1. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2014 3:58pm UTC
   Daily School Routine
   Me: asdfghjkl;
   Me: Oh my god I hate you all.
   Me: I didn't even think it was possible to hate this many people.
   Me: It's easier saying who I actually like.
   Me: I can count them on one hand.
   
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2. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2014 11:04pm UTC
   First day back from break:
   Me: oh my god. Why am I here.
   Me: I hate majority of you.
   Me: I certainly did not miss your repulsive face.
   Me: Did we even learn this.
   Me: How do you hold a pen.
   Me: I can't even function.
   
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3. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 11:06pm UTC
   Those people that are totally gorgeous
   but claim they're ugly.
   Do you not own a mirror?
   
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4. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 12:01am UTC
   Those girls that use winky faces after everything they say...
   Me: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG.
   Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.
   Me: IS YOUR FACE HAVING A SEIZURE?
   Me: IS THERE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE?
   Me: DO YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION.
   
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5. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2013 8:16pm UTC
   Teahcer: You failed the test.
   Me: You failed to educate me.
   
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6. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   And she will be loved,
   just by someone better than you. ♥
   
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7. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   And she will be loved,
   just by someone better than you. ♥
   
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8. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   So Toady,
   I found myself
   Choking back tears.
   The nicest guys I know,
   And one of my closest friends
   Told me something I couldn't believe.
   He had just started dating this girl
   Who wasn't allowed to date.
   Problems already started
   I tried talking to him
   To see if
   I could help
   In anyway possible
   And guess what he said
   "Doesn't matter, I'm just like any other
   guy, I just want to f/ck her and move on."
   My heart just shattered.
   Hearing this from the one guy
   who said he was
   "Different"
   From the rest
   And would never treat a girl
   with anything but respect.
   I don't plan on speaking to him anytime soon.
   
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9. Animallover19
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Throwing fertilizer at people
   Who need
   To grow
   UP.
   
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10. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Cheers To The Teengare Years,
    Hanging out,
    Making out,
    Sneaking out,
    Freaking out,
    What ever happens, happens.
    No regrets!
    
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11. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    When a little kid asks me
    How something works
    And I don't feel like explaining..
    My answer.
    Is simply.
    MAGIC.
    
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12. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when that one awkward person finds it nessasary to say "Awks" during a conversation thus making the situation awkward when it wasn't awkward to begin with. Yeah its pretty awkward.
    
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13. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Me: Could you please tell me how to spell this word?
    Teacher: No. Go look it up in the dictionary!
    Me: ... But I don't know how to spell it...
    Teacher: THEN GO LOOK IT UP!!!
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LOOK UP THE WORD THAT I'M TRYING TO SPELL IF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!?!?!?!
    Teacher: .... Figure it out.
    This happens to be atleast 3 times each year. Fml
    
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14. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    WARNING:
    IF YOU TICKLE ME
    I'm NOT responsible for your injuries.
    
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15. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Rasin cookies that look like
    chocolate chip cookes
    are the reason why
    i have trust issues.
    
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16. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Spolier Alert!:
    Everyone Dies.
    
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17. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Have you heard about
    the invention on the shovel?
    It was GROUND-BREAKING
    
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18. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Wanted By Many,
    Taken By None,
    Talking To Some,
    But,
    Just Waiting For The Right One.
    ♥
    
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19. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Me: I'd like a Coke please.
    Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
    Me: Is Monopoly Money okay?
    
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20. Animallover19
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    When someone calls me uglyI hug thembecause I know how hard life isfor the visually impaired.
    
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