leeuumm's Quotes

leeuumm
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Smoking
one cigarette takes 7 minutes off your life. A
pack? 2 hours and 20
minutes.
nmf/internet

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:16am UTC

Anyone know any good layout sites?
comment vvv

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:50am UTC

My grandma dated my grandpa at 13.
~~ (got married and had 6 kids.) ~~
He died in 1988. My grandma has
never cheated on him or dated
anyone. She was in the hospital
a few weeks ago. An old man
talked to her, and liked her.
She yelled at him and told
him to go away. She has
been struggling over the
past weeks, getting
skinnier and skinnier,
but she has never
gone a day once,
without smiling at
me, or anyone.
{fave} if you think she's a real grandma and wife.

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 9:55pm UTC

*dad shows me car*
Me: THATS UGLY AS POOP!
Dad: poop is cute.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: ecspecially when its coming out of my --
Me: dad..
Me:
Dad:
Me:

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:32pm UTC

Biggest turn off on witty:
"hey ur hot kbye."
"hey ur cute k bye"
someone tell me wth is "kbye"?

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:05am UTC

Me: *reading sister's shirt*
Me: whos colleen
Sister: my girlfriend
:D

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC

i dont get how people on witty are "pregnant" but on witty all the time.. if really had kids i don't think they'd be on witty...

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Go look at
nevercutyourbeautiful's
bullying quote
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6008584

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I wonder if girls
are actually good at cod.

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me Fat, single, and ready for a pringle.
Like · Comment 31 minutes ago
Stomach, Mouth, and 76 organs like this.

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC

That awk moment when your swimming with your sister and..
she pants you o.o

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:41pm UTC

On Witty after a month of non existance:
Me: holy sh*t nothing about one direction!!!1
Me: *2 seconds later* scratch that

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:37pm UTC

At the beach:
Me: *sees huge wave*
Sister: holy mother of pearl

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leeuumm
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Report Card:
Grade: B- Comment(s): A pleasure to have in class
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ only cause i threw something at her least favorite student :)

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leeuumm
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 9:12pm UTC

In School
me: lets have kids
me: yup just cut right in front of me that's cool
me: fml
me: yay it's time to go
me: shut the f*ck up how do you expect us to read when you keep talking?
me: holy sh*t this kid looks like a rapist
me: damnn
me: wheres my homework wheres my homework
me: F*CK I CAN'T FIND MY HOMEWORK
me: oh there it is.
me: rack city chick rack rack city chick
me: alright you dont have to repeat it 10 times
me: we still have a minute left? i'm leaving peace out h*e
me: nobody wants to see your invisible rack
nmf/nmq

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leeuumm
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 11:22pm UTC

hyfr

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leeuumm
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 6:44pm UTC

RIP Best friend
the funniest person i ever met..
i will never forget you
.
not mine

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leeuumm
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 6:38pm UTC

if only the good die young,
kony must die at a million years old.

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leeuumm
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 9:09am UTC

That moment when
you're talking to a little girl and she asks
follow for a follow and you feel bad so you follow her.
-liam