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barneythebigpurpledino
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June 20, 2012 2:18pm UTC

MAN SLAUGHTER
MANSLAUGHTER
MANS LAUGHTER
LandonIsWitty's format

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notawhore
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June 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Fake friends- never ask for food.
Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
fake friends- have never seen you cry.
Real friends- Cry with you.
Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
Fake friends- Know about you.
Real friends- could write a book about you.
Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
Fake friends- are around for a while.
Real friends- are for life.
Fake friends- will read this.
Real friends- will steal this..
<3

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barneythebigpurpledino
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June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC

"How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
"Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
nmq, nmf

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wasyforever
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June 15, 2012 10:44pm UTC

BABY LOVES TO DANCE IN THE DARK
CAUSE WHEN HE'S LOOKING
SHE FALLS APART
- LADY GAGA

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my_secret_confessions
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June 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Witty sisters? I have a confession...
#3. "I'm just tired." "Oh, okay." They never ask, "Oh, are you sure? You don't seem it." I'm sick of constantly giving that excuse and no one reading in between the lines. "I'm tired." Yeah, I'm tired. I'm tired of putting on a fake smile every day. I'm tired of caring about everyone and no one caring about me. I'm tired of not having a say in anything. I'm tired of not having my own life. I'm tired of this act that I put on every, single day. I'm tired of being me. Yeah, just tired.

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xashleyx01
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June 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

How to find the name of a song:
Google as many of the words as you remember, and
hope for the best.
n m f

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barneythebigpurpledino
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June 6, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Life isn't about finding yourself.
It's about creating yourself.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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June 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC

There's an airline called Virgin Airlines,
but I never use them. Who wants to fly on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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suprize123
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June 5, 2012 3:19pm UTC

♀♂ This is love
♂♂ This is love
♀♀ This is love
Im sorry, but I dont see the difference.

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Maddy5423
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June 5, 2012 1:16pm UTC

You sit on a throne of lies.

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lollypopgrl7
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June 4, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Not my daughter you b*tch
~Molly Weasley

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chelseaquotesx6
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June 4, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Zayn: I wasn't drunk.
Liam: You called yourself ugly.
Zayn:...
Liam:...
Zayn:...
Liam:...
Zayn: OH MY GOD.

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Soccerchic15
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June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC

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i_will_awake_down_the_line
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June 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Mirror, mirror, on my wall
I just want to be thin, pretty, and tall
Mirror, mirror, if I change my hair,
maybe someone will start to care?
Mirror, mirror, if I starve myself,
atleast I'll be beautiful, forget my health
Mirror, mirror, if I cut my wrists,
will I feel like I finally exist?
Far too long it had watched her cry,
so the mirror too decided to reply:
"What you think you see? It isn't true.
This misery is found inside of you.
Don't lock yourself in a broken soul,
or I promise you one day, you'll lose all control."
nmq

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StarsareRachelBerry
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June 3, 2012 11:36am UTC

Me getting my new laptop.
Man who gave me my laptop: you need to take good care of it. No eating on it and don’t let it fall down
Me: ok
Man who gave me my laptop: also, no staying on it for more than 16 hours a week, or else you can damage the hard disk
Me: you mean a day
Man who gave me my laptop: what
Me: what

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itzBreezy301
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June 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

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Holysmiggles
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June 1, 2012 8:40am UTC

Hi.
I was just wondering, how many of you read Rage Comics?
Fav if you do, comment if you don't or have only heard of it
(my favorite RC is 'Constipation Relief')

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