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  1. TheMahlee TheMahlee
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 3:43am UTC
    DUDE!
    I watch all the CSI's, NCIS and Criminal Minds. I can make your death look like an accident.
    (layoutfrom; lionlamblover95)

  2. secretsx01 secretsx01
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 2:08am UTC
    * secret *
    i am in love with the most
    nerdy, dorky, sweet, funny, & cute
    guy in the whole wide world.
    the only problem?
    [( he doesn't know. )]


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  4. loosserr24 loosserr24
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    [ i' m n o t a p e r f e c t g i r l]
    my hair doesnt always stay in place.
    -- i spill things alot --
    imclumsy
    & sometimes i have a broken heart
    -- my friends and i sometimes fight --
    [there are days when nothing goes right]
    but i think about and i take a step back
    i remember how amazing life really is
    &maybe
    [just maybe i like being UNPERFECT]

  5. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 1:41pm UTC
    Edward:
    Bella, I have to break up with you. Please don't be upset it's just that----
    Kanye West:
    Eddie, I'm really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just wanted to say
    Jacob has some of the best abs of all time.
    NOT MINE! credit to christian_beadles_13

  6. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Today,
    my mom had a horrible case of the hiccups.
    i decided to be the wonderful daughter that i am,
    and scare them out of her.
    so i looked her straight in the eye and said:
    "mom, im pregnant"
    it worked.
    mlia.
    not mine,
    from mylifeisaverage.com
    =]

  7. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    ;*SANTA && TiGER WOODS?
    [ Santa | stops | after | three | ho's ]

  8. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  9. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
    When I bumped into him. We started talking.
    My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
    I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
    He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
    "Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
    Then he got up and walked away .
    Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
    "He lied."
    Favorite<33

  10. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  11. sammie_ sammie_
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 11:27am UTC
    &+you know you like him #21
    when you make sure your
    hair, clothes, makeup, etc.
    is perfect when you go anywhere
    because of the small chance that
    you will actually see him.
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////♥

  12. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 11:07am UTC
    if 100 people fave this quote,
    Nothing will happen.

  13. Jabuckl Jabuckl
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 7:42am UTC
    All the motion set aside
    In a whisper
    Say goodbye
    AAR
    [All-American Rejects]

  14. stephismagical stephismagical
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    I want a guy who will
    Think I'm b e a u t i f u l without any makeup on.
    Think I'm a lady when I curse.
    Think I'm cute when I make a mistake.
    Think I'm smart when I correct them.
    But most of all,
    think that we can be
    together forever♥.

  15. no_strings_attached no_strings_attached
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 7:11am UTC
    ♥/// the one guy
    [. who has the key to my heart .]
    x ---- doesn't know how to use it ---- x


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  17. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    ON DECEMBER 22, 2012 I WILL GO OUT OF THE HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND SCREAM "I'M ALIVE!"♥

  18. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 5:38pm UTC
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  19. dream_to_believe__x dream_to_believe__x
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    &+ is it weird to think;;
    that in about 20 years, our children will think our music is lame?

  20. iLoVeYou16 iLoVeYou16
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 12:49am UTC
    Yes, I'm a Teenage Girl;
    I know the words to 98% of the songs on the radio.
    My iTunes library is over 12 hours.
    I have one celebrity I'm obsessed with.
    I fight with my siblings.
    Every single guy I date is "the one."
    I'm a Facebook addict.
    I love Picnik.
    I still watch Disney Channel.
    I laugh at my dad's jokes, even if their lame.
    I fight with my siblings.
    I wear "too much" makeup.
    Party all night; sleep all night.
    I care too much about what people think.
    My cell phone is glued to my hand.
    I stay up until 2:00 AM texting him.
    I hate drama & gossip, but do it all the time.
    I hate going to bed; but getting up is worse.
    I fall too fast.
    I say I love you to everyone.
    Sarcasm is my bestfriend.
    I love my family; even when I don't show it.
    I don't want to grow up.

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