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ukuleleplayer
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August 9, 2012 10:13pm UTC

When someone is watching you eat, and your like "may i help you?"

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Iceskater101
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August 9, 2012 10:28pm UTC

based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. if it exceeds, then you are already in love.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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animallovers46

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August 9, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Dear tampon commerical...
when I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini, or do a backflip.
Sincerely,
Real women

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LilLou
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August 9, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Bestfriend- Why are you rapping yourself in your blanket it's hot...
Me- Because it makes me safe from murders if they come into my room.
Bestfriend- Oh yeah, because their totally gonna see you then be all like ... Oh dang, shes under the covers, I'll just hit the next room.
True story, happened last night at a sleepover. She actually caused me to be 100% more scared to sleep :/

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alisonDB21
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July 21, 2012 10:12am UTC

Yes, I'm a girl...
I flip over the pillow to get the cold side.
If its dark upstairs, I run down the stairs really, really fast, like someone is trying to kill me.
If I said something sorta harsh, I put "Lol" after it to make it seem better.
I push doors that clearly say "PULL"
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and forget why I was there.
I count on my fingers in math class.
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.
I lie about how I feel to hide the pain.
I say its a long story when its really not.
I check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.
I always hear my name when its not being called.
I hate when one strint on my hoodie is longer then the other.
Me and my best friend can say one word, and crack up laughing.
I hate when people think I like somebody when I clearly don't.
I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.
I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.
I hate when my favorite song comes on, as soon as I pull into the driveway.
I feel like if I turn off the lights, I'm safe from anything.
I hate when my parents get serious about something funny I tell them.
I laugh when people get hurt, but then stop when I realize its serious.
I push those little buttons on the top of fast food cup lids.
I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me laugh.
I pretend to sleep when my parents come in.
I hate when I'm walking behind someone thats really slow and I can't get past them.
I hate when I tell a guy to "shut up" then they copy me in a higher voice.
I text the person next to me things I can't say out loud.
I turn the light on and off rapidly.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mustachedbunny
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July 21, 2012 10:21am UTC

Here's to the kids
That all of a sudden became obsessed with potatoes for no apparent reason.

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伤*
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July 21, 2012 10:21am UTC

Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Fri(end)
everything has a end expect
One Directi(on)
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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larrison9012
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July 21, 2012 10:35am UTC

Colorado Tragedy: Movie Theater Massacre
For those of you who aren't already aware of this tragic occurance, I'd just like to bring it to your attention.
On July 19, 2012, at precisely 11:40 P.M, thousands of fans flocked to movie theaters all over the country; including fans that settled themselves in the Century 16 movie theater located in Aurora, Colorado. Shortly after the movie begins in the Century 16 movie theater located in Aurora, a 24-year-old man by the name of James Holmes exits the movie theater through the emergency exit and props the door open.
He then enters Theater 9 through the emergency exit in the front. He is now wearing a gas mask, body armor, and a tactical helmet. With him he has brought an AR-15 assault rifle, a Remington 12-guage shot gun, and a 40-caliber Glock handgun. He throws a canister filled with unidentified smoke, and begins his fire, killing 12 people and injuring 59.
Minutes later, the Aurora Police Department recieves calls about the multiple shooting taking place in the theater. They arrive a minute and a half later, carrying out victims and rushing them into police cars immediately.
The suspect is spotted escaping at the south side of the theater. He is apprehended outside, near his white Hyundai behind the theater. The car has over hundreds of rounds of .223 ammunition. The suspect tells the authorities that he was the joker, the murderous antagonist of the Batman movie series.
Holmes' apartment complex was discovered to be evacuated and booby-trapped and packed with incenidary elements. The scene has been described as very dangerous to responding officers and technicians.
Police officers are yet to find a way inside the apartment.
What does this all mean?
A 24-year-old man entered a Colorado theater, shooting 72 people in front of the big screen, pretending to be the joker. The police can't get into his apartment because he filled it with explosives that would go off if the door was opened.
Please, keep these victims and their families in your prayers and let us hope for the best for victims still hospitalized and awaiting recovery.

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