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  1. ksplat ksplat
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    The faster you spit out words...the faster i hate you
    the faster you give up.....the faster i keep holding on
    the slower you keep trying.....the faster i try
    ..........but one day everyone has to give up and i finally gave up on you </3
    thanks for all ur hate josh and mark
    all mine!! kmn and rlh

  2. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Last day of school:
    Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
    Me: I hated you all.

  3. emmahutch115 emmahutch115
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, see Niall Horan?
    Requested by MyWittyProfile
    Comment to request one
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  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    My dad is suffering from cancer.
    So damn straight if you post a status saying.
    "My parents took my phone. I hate them."
    I'm going to comment.
    Then I'm going to post a status.
    How can you sit there and hate your parents.
    When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?


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  6. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Reading a text that
    absolutley kills you.

  7. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    "The words you'll most regret
    Are the ones that are left unsaid."
    -Taylor Swift ♥

  8. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I need someone who is prepared for
    - a million questions
    - uncontrollable laughter
    - my family
    - my appetite
    - musical outbursts.
    - random dancing
    - my friends
    - sad, happy tears
    - deep talks
    - my imagination
    - my dreams
    - walks in the rain
    - random texts
    - useless arguments
    And acceptance of the real me.

  9. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I hate when people are annoyed or get mad about having to spend time with their grandparents.
    I would give anything to talk to my grandpop one last time, tell him all the things I never said.

  10. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:02am UTC
    N i a l l i s n o t a l l o w e d t o g o
    s h o p p i n g . H e b u y s t o o m u c h
    f o o d .
    - L i a m


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  12. alissagorgeousx3 alissagorgeousx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. iluvblondie23 iluvblondie23
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    And here's to the girls who never had their first kiss yet.

  15. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xocheer22xo xocheer22xo
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Today my dog was diagnosed with bone cancer,
    I know this isn't really a big deal to most with family members that have died from cancer or more important people in their lifes but
    my dog is my best friend,
    I tell him everything and hes always a shoulder to cry on when I have no one else,
    I know it sounds cheesy but it's true.
    He's the most intelligent dog i've ever met, he carries in the grocries and follows my step dads truck miles and miles to work just to be with him.
    The only thing I want right now is for him to make it through this, I didn't do this for likes and I don't care if anyone reads it I just needed to get it out
    but if you do read this please pray for him<3

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Niall,
    swears too much, loves food, is insecure about his body, is pale, has better teeth now, has a layer of fat protecting hid 6-pack, have people forget to hug him, and is Irish.
    We have so much in common,
    Marry me?

    format credit to OneDirection ~ I am American but Irish is my heretige

  20. june321 june321
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    ♥ Your bestfriend is in a relationship with Your crush.
    about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    awk....

:)

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