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june321

1. june321
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 1:12pm UTC
   Friend: Knock knock
   Me: Who's there
   Friend: God and says you're a faggotr
   lol thanks andrew you're the best
   
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2. june321
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 12:44pm UTC
   What society says to a...
   12 year old: "What are you, 12? Get out of my face"
   6 year old: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE 6! that's amazing who you are SOOOO mature for your age! You are the greatest thing ever created on this earth"
   
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3. june321
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC
   If you honk at me .2 seconds after the light changes,
   I will get out of my car,
   put my dickk on your windshield,
   and sing Amazing Grace
   as humanly slow as possible
   
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4. june321
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   August 9, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   Do butterflies get tramp stamps of fat unemployed women?
   
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5. june321
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   August 9, 2013 1:31pm UTC
   It scares the living shitt out of me
   that there are some kids with children like how
   do they even deal with that I can't even keep my
   Sims alive without cheating
   
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6. june321
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   August 4, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   To get to the other side
   
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7. june321
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   July 19, 2013 6:48pm UTC
   Google "Scottland's national animal..
   GOOGLE IT NOW!
   ps don't spoil the suprise in comments
   
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8. june321
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 1:12pm UTC
   When your dipping a cookie in milk and the cookie
   gets too soggy and breaks off and your sitting there
   wondering why bad things happen to good people
   
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9. june321
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   It's been days since I've eaten my last apple.
   The doctors are closing in on me.
   I don't know if I'll get out alive
   
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10. june321
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Hot girls we have problems too
    We're just like you
    Except we're
    HOT
    
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11. june321
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    http://ask.fm/junecra
    Ask me anything
    
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12. june321
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    June 30, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    21st century bullying
    Nerd: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your facebook
    
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13. june321
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    June 16, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    It's not about the number of breaths you take,
    But the times that take your breath away. ♥
    
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14. june321
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    June 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC
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15. june321
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    June 16, 2013 11:10am UTC
    If you think things can't get worse
    it's probably only because you
    lack sufficient imagination
    
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16. june321
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Did you know...
    T
    There are over 1,000,000 times more stars in the uviverse, then words spoken by everyone who has ever lived on this world combined
    
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17. june321
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    November 18, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    JAVANNAH IS BACK TOGETHER
    That is all
    
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18. june321
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    November 10, 2012 3:48pm UTC
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19. june321
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Hello witty,
    just a friendly
    reminder that
    the world will
    end in 41 days
    
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20. june321
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    What has Amanda Tood tought us?
    If youre going to commit suicide, make sure you make a video and be really pretty or no one will care
    
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