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  1. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    You are 8 and you have a Iphone? Who do you call?
    Dora?

  2. nickelbackchick44 nickelbackchick44
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    just curious...
    if HE was to walk up and kiss you, would you?
    fav if you would kiss him back
    comment why if you would walk away

  3. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    The cuts are long gone.
    The pain isn't.

  4. trustnomanxo trustnomanxo
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    I hear you like bad boys
    Yeah
    Well not trying to impress you or anything but my bedtime is at 8:30 but once I went to bed at 8:31

  5. iisnoop iisnoop
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    Remember this from 1st grade?
    1 2 skip a few 99 100(;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Wouldn't it be cool if your iPod could detect
    your mood and make a playlist for you?
    nmf
    -----------♥-----------

  7. Wonderful Wonderful
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    And I Wonder,
    Does Prince William Sing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" In His Spare Time?

  9. rawritsamandax rawritsamandax
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    So . I'm watching Victorious
    and man , I wish i had Sikowitz as a teacher ! ♥

  10. pleasantly_pocket_sized_one pleasantly_pocket_sized_one
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Asking someone to fave your quote
    is like asking someone to
    laugh at your joke.__________x
    nmf, my quote!

  11. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    If you have a Facebook account:
    Log in, then go to the search box at the top.
    Type in your crush's first initial, and wait for a list of names to pop up.
    (So if his name is Bob, then type the letter "B" and just leave it until it loads)
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    If your crush was the first name on the list, then favorite this quote.
    (It probably means that you check his profile often, since Facebook comes up with that list based on page views.
    But don't worry - the only way to find this out is if you're logged into YOUR OWN account. He won't be able to tell)

  12. Soccafreak8 Soccafreak8
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    "R.I.P. Grandpa - can I get 10 faves for him? :( "
    No. I will not give you ten faves.
    Actually, I find it messed up that you use a person's death as an excuse for faves.

  13. lexxx lexxx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:44am UTC
    favi fy ou;
    found witty on a accident, but stayed on purpuse

  14. cocopopsticles cocopopsticles
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:43am UTC
    Teacher:
    "Can you tell me the name of 3 kings that have brougt happiness and peace into our lifes?"
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Boy:
    "Sure; smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king."

  15. EricaCarleen EricaCarleen
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Turn on the shower & lock the door,
    fall upon the tile and cry once more.
    Grab a towel & damp the sounds,
    don't let a soul hear that you're
    BREAKING DOWN

    quote credit to xodallashaley

  16. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Dear Kindergartners ,
    If you don't like nap time, please gives it to us.
    Sincerely, High Schoolers

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    I Wish There's
    something I could say to m a k e y o u s t a y
    instead, i have tears in my eyes as I watch you walk away

  18. Gleek000 Gleek000
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:54am UTC
    Please don't make me wait
    Just because you know I will.♥

  19. emiiidee emiiidee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Please, don't be in love with someone else

  20. lifechances101 lifechances101
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 12:59am UTC
    Dear witty girls,
    i sent a messege to the head of witty saying we need notifications
    and he said that if this gets 3,000 faves
    Witty will get nofications!

:)

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