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  1. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    So he's 19 and your 13?
    That's not dating. That's called babysitting.

  2. katiegurl432 katiegurl432
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Life is too short to be living sad and depressed so live life happy and without any regrets<3

  3. EmilyForeverxo EmilyForeverxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    I overdosed on sexy pills.
    [♥]
    lol jk.

  4. EmilyForeverxo EmilyForeverxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.
    I am immortal ♥

  5. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    My parents definition of a clean room: spotless floor, dusted furnature, clean tables and dressers, smells like lemons.
    MY DEFINITION: a clear path from my door to my bed :)
    nmq

  6. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  7. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Do you wanna know why when girls are stressed we eat cake, ice cream, and pie?
    Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
    MIND = BLOWN

  8. xoshayybabexo xoshayybabexo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    dear parents ,
    I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs.
    sincerly, chill -_-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Coming late to
    class and pushing your friend to go in first.
    format to damnntaylerx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Autumn4ever Autumn4ever
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    [♥] fave
    and ill write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile.
    not for faves.
    i will do them all.

  13. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Mom: Son, a little birdie told me that you have been doing drugs.
    Son: It seems to me the only person doing drugs is you, since you apparently talk to birds.

  14. SkylarJessica13 SkylarJessica13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest sh*t ever.

  15. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Why do we need school?
    Music: We have YouTube for that.
    Gym: I have a Wii.
    Languages: I watch Dora.
    English: Everything is shortened anyway.
    Math: That's why we have calculators.
    Geogrpahy: I'll buy a globe.
    Drama: I get that every day of my life outside of school, thanks.
    History: They're all dead anyway.

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    we fear rejection
    >> want attention <<
    crave affection,
    and dream of perfection.
    ♥♥♥
    ----------------------------------

  17. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Anybody ever had this coversation before,
    "OK, if we get caught heres the story..."
    (follow me, ifollow back!!)


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  19. ImNotAfraidAnymore ImNotAfraidAnymore
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    ♥I REALLY♥
    Want to be kissed under water. :3
    ♥I REALLY♥
    Want to lay down next to you and sleep in your arms.
    ♥I REALLY♥
    Want you to just ask me out already!
    ♥I REALLY♥
    Want to kiss your adoooooorable lips. :$

  20. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

:)

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