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3hannahbanana3

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Member Since: 8 Nov 2011 11:42am

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2013 05:00pm

user id: 235732

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  1. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    My crush just accepted my facebook request.
    Help.Im dying.
    Oh gawd I really need a life...

  2. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Have you ever wondered that on Witty...all the quotes are in English? Aren't there people on here from alllllll over the world?! But you never see quotes in like....German. Is there like little machines that translate everything to your respective language? Just me?

  3. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    *making frozen lunch in microwave*
    box: peal back plastic shield. place in microwave for 2 minutes.
    me: okayyyy! *does what box says*
    box: stir food. place back in microwave for 2 minutes.
    me:.....okay.... *does what box says*
    box: let stand in microwave for 1-2 minutes before serving
    me: Aww HEL.L NOO! I WANT MY FOOD! *burns tongue on hot food*
    me:
    me:
    me: -_-
    only me?

  4. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Even when your family members are sick...it never quite hits you. The feeling you get when that person is actually gone. That heart wrenching feeling in your stoach, throat and body that you will never see that person again, ever, alive. It kills.
    Love you always granny. rest in peace.

  5. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    you can always tell where a wittian is from based on how they say "mom"

  6. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    HOLY CRAP
    I HAVE A TOP QUOTE
    My life is complete. I can die happy now.

  7. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW...

  8. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
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  9. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    when i come on witty
    i don't want to see depressing stories
    i want to see relatable posts and something to make me smile
    No haters please. its my opinion. not trying to offend anyone.
    sorry this isnt "pretty".

  10. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Friend: Hey wanna go see a movie?
    Me: * in Pj's , hair in a bun, not in the mood*
    Friend: Hello?
    Me: you know..i dont have a ride.. soo...
    Friend: oh i can take you!
    Me: ummm...... my dad says no
    Dad: NO! you can go :)
    Me :...Yea he said no
    Friend: oh...okay. Bye
    Me: bye.....

  11. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    we all have that one friend that were kinda scared of .....

  12. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    When your bestfriend likes the same guy as you - OHH YEAA!! LETS TALK! OMGG HES SOOO CUTEE!
    When a friend likes the same guy as you - Oh thats cool, me to.
    When a stranger likes the same guy as you - NO.OH HECK NO. BACK OFF.

  13. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:39am UTC
    That moment when you're trying to open a box of cereal but instead you rip it down the side.
    FAIL.

  14. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    TEACHER: Okay class, I want all of you to write a 1000 word essay by Friday.
    CLASS: UGH.
    -----FRIDAY-----
    *Turns in photo*
    TEACHER: Um. I said 1000 words dear. This is a picture.
    ME: But isn't a picture worth a 1000 words?
    TEACHER: ....
    ME: Yea, that's what i thought.
    mine- please don't steal.

  15. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Hitting a chair on your hip and getting that sudden "I JUST GOT SHOT IN MY FREAKIN HIP!" feeling. OUCH.

  16. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Trying to kill a bee,missing, then being like OH CRAP! RUN RUN RUUUNNNN!!!!!

  17. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Do you wanna know why when girls are stressed we eat cake, ice cream, and pie?
    Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
    MIND = BLOWN

  18. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    awkard moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom...

  19. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:17am UTC
    IDAHO?
    i-da-ho
    NO
    U-DA-HO
    :)

  20. 3hannahbanana3 3hannahbanana3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:24pm UTC
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