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  1. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:11pm UTC
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  2. suboora11 suboora11
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    I have something to tell you.
    1L8ve980
    Cover the top half of this pic.

  3. DawnHorserider DawnHorserider
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:21am UTC
    CAN YOU RAED TIHS? OLNY SRMAT POELPE CAN. I CDNUOLT BLVEIEE TAHT I CLUOD AULACLTY UESDNATNRD WAHT I WAS RDANIEG.THE PHAONMNEAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID, AOCCDRNIG TO A RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DEOSN'T MTTAER IN WAHT OREDR THE LTTEERS IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPRMOATNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FSIRT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. THE RSET CAN BE A TAOTL MSES AND YOU CAN SITLL RAED IT WOUTHIT A PORBELM. IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS MKAE TIHS ONE OF YUOR QOUETS.

  4. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    I dont get why some girls
    >> do that thing with their lips in photo's
    They look like they got stung by a bee & it made them all puffy
    -words spoken by my little brother

  5. 12345girl 12345girl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    &+Flirty quotes#04
    A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
    A kiss isn't a kiss without some Tongue(;
    So open your mouth, close your eyes,
    and give your tongue some exercise
    (;
    format credit to kara008

  6. ZachAttack15 ZachAttack15
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    Awkward moment when you're jamming out to justin beiber with your 5 year old sister, and your friends come in O_o

  7. crazy4ketchup crazy4ketchup
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    "I might kiss you"
    "I might be bad at it"
    - A Walk To Remember

  8. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    --> s h e ' s a <--
    <3 heart breaker <3
    f.r.i.e.n.d. .t.a.k.e.r
    d r a m a m a k e r
    ••• major ••• faker •••
    && everyone loves her.
    notmyquote/format

  9. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Jason is online. you type "Hey:)"
    Jason is offline.
    Make a "Yo Momma" joke
    The person's mother is dead.
    Open the door for someone.
    Suddenly, a huge line of people appears.
    Recieve a gangster handshake
    You can't do it right.
    You don't understand what a person said.
    You say "Haha." they were asking a question.
    Wait for the right time to say something.
    Get interuppted.
    Walking in a trio on the sidewalk.
    End up in the back. Every time.
    Phone rings.
    Wait a few rings to answer to seem like you were doing something.
    Wave back at a hot guy.
    He wasn't waving at you.
    Teacher asks you to do them a favor.
    Pray to god it doesn't involve going into another classroom.
    Call yourself fat
    No one argues.
    AIM; XXPRINCESSXX
    "Yeah, I made it in like the 5th grade..."
    Fix hair in someone's car window.
    Someone was in it.
    Stranger sits next to you at lunch
    Sit there awkwardly and silently.
    Admit it, you can relate. XD

  10. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    being single doesn't always mean you're available.
    Sometimes you have to put a sign that says
    "DO NOT DISTURB"
    on your heart ♥
    -whiz khalifa

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    honey, if he is the right guy,
    he won't leave. ♥

  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    all i want is a boy
    who will go to the ends of the earth, just to see a smile on my face. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. AnythingsReachablex3 AnythingsReachablex3
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    I wont mess with your head
    or play with your heart
    because
    I'm a real girl
    & I finish what i start <3

  15. AnythingsReachablex3 AnythingsReachablex3
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    I can be
    a lover
    a hater
    a fighter
    a player
    But that just aint my style
    I'm nothing but a mystery with a
    naughty smile ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. LivsLovesRawr LivsLovesRawr
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 8:52am UTC
    A Boy gave his girlfriend a challenge
    To live a day without him
    & if she did it he wouldloveher more.
    T h e g i r l a g r e e d.
    & she didn't talk to him for a day.
    W i t h o u t .
    knowing he had only 24 hours to live
    because he was suffering fromc a n c e r .
    She went to his house the next day
    tears falling from her eyes as she saw him
    lying in a c o f f i n with a note on the side;
    'You did it baby, you can do it every day'.

  18. forever3211 forever3211
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:32am UTC
    friend: " remember when you went out with him?"
    you: " SHUT UP DONT EVER BRING THAT UP"
    -anyone else? -♥

  19. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:36am UTC
    when you get a cute text
    [ and you just sit there and smile at your phone like an idiot. ]

  20. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:56am UTC
    i've held it all
    together. but a day like this, is begging me to fall apart. ♥

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