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xoxoMAKxoxo
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September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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whatwhatinthebuttonmyspace
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July 29, 2009 5:12pm UTC

When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and
$12,000,000,000
to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater,
on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.
The Russians used a pencil.

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xoalicecullenxo
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July 3, 2009 2:47pm UTC

Spongebob Moments #3
Sandy: Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

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M4rand4
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July 3, 2009 7:32pm UTC

&+you're the first..
screen name that i look for,
when i sign on <3

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xoalicecullenxo
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July 3, 2009 3:49pm UTC

Today I Sneezed In Class
N-O-B-O-D-Y
said
bless you
3 seconds later
another girl in my class
.: sneezes :.
[(the whole class said bless you to her)]
I Dislike Everybody In That Class Now
MLIA

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
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July 3, 2009 3:28pm UTC

Spongebob Moments #6
Spongebob: Cool state-of-the-art jellyfish nets
Patrick: Touch (touches the display)
Cop: Don't touch
Spongebob: Wow! The harpoon from JellyFish The Movie!
Patrick: Touch (touches the display)
Cop: Don't touch!
Spongebob: Look! Dr. Manowar. The guy who got stung by Big Lenny and lived
Dr. Manowar: And now it only hurts when you touch it
Patrick: Touch (touches the spot where Dr. Manowar got stung)
Dr. Manowar: OW!
Cop: Do I have to follow you all day!?
1 Minute Later...
Patrick: (gasps) Ohmygosh! Jeffery Jellyfish! Wait Jeffery! I NEED TO TOUCH YOU!
Cop: HEY!
*rofl. i luv these guyss.

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summer09
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July 3, 2009 3:18pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livnnl0vnlifex3
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July 2, 2009 4:54pm UTC

She Says She Doesn't Like Him
But all you have to see is the sparkle in her eyes,
The "little bit louder" laugh
The smile a mile wide.
The way she babbles on and on.
The way you can almost see her heart fluttering.
And the way she softly whispers
"I love you" when he walks away.
He Says He Doesn't Like Her
But all you have to see is the way his eyes admire her.
The way he respects her.
His sparkling smile when she laughs.
The way he could talk for hours.
The way you can see he cares.
And the way he pretends he doesn't hear her but
softly whispers "I love you, too."

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xoSoniaxox04
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 6:33pm UTC

my parents were out of town.
I thought about doing everything I couldn't do while they were around.
Instead I just went to the bathroom with the door open.

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livnnl0vnlifex3
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 8:59pm UTC

&& i'm the type of girl
who will hear a dirty joke and not
get it... but laugh anyway.

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xemmiilyyxx
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 9:31pm UTC

You dont love someone because they're p e r f e c t ,
you love them in spite of the fact that
they're not
`~my sister's keeper.

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Minnie0929
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 6:24pm UTC

How do i impress boys?
Well I'm not the one wearing the skirt so short it's up her butt..
Or caked makeup 'n mascara..
Or the one who flirts with anything alive.
No...
I show 'em my skills in guitar hero... & they won't leave until they beat me.
;]

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xoSoniaxox04
posted a quote
June 30, 2009 9:16pm UTC

I got two new pet gold fish.
I p u t t h e m i n t h e f i s h t a n k i n m y r o o m .
They did not turn into my fairy godparents.

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girlygirl25
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June 25, 2009 8:28pm UTC

Yes
Yes, you can hold my hand
cause i want to hold your hand too.
rate high : ] <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 25, 2009 8:48pm UTC

If you enter the world knowing you are loved
and you leave this world knowing the s a m e,
then everything that happens in betweem can be dealt with. <3
-Michael Jackson
8/29/58 - 6/25/09

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hissyfit
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June 25, 2009 6:54pm UTC

& when I see you l a u g h i n g,
I wonder if you know,
that even though [(it’s been so very long)]
I haven’t let you go

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