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  1. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 1:00pm UTC
    The whole world came crashing down on me
    [( so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall )]
    credit to
    xox_peace_xo34

  2. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:52pm UTC
    what would happen if...
    joe jonas starred in Twilight?
    bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
    joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
    bella swan: i know what you are.
    joe jonas: say it out loud.
    bella swan: Jonas.
    joe jonas: are you afraid?
    bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?
    Credit to
    krazykatiexox16

  3. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:43pm UTC
    By the year 3000,
    Facebook
    Twitter &
    YouTube
    will be combined to make
    You Twit Face.
    Credit to:::
    _cityofangels
    my fade tho.<3

  4. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    if markers are toxic if inhaled
    why do they make
    scented markers?
    [ they're out to kill us ]
    Credit to;;
    puddlebunny
    my edit tho.<3

  5. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    doesn't it suck
    how the scenes you replay
    over & over in your head,
    are m.o.m.e.n.t.s. he'll never
    think twice about?
    Credit to
    confidence
    my edit tho.<3

  6. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:59pm UTC
    My teacher asked me the deffinition of love
    so i turned around &&
    ---> looked at him <---
    i turned back and said
    "love is a big word. & it can mean alot of things.
    but one thing i've learned about love is it's confusing.
    falling in love is hard to get out of.
    so the deffiniton of love?
    well... it's [needed someone] in your life.
    i love my bestfriends & i can't live without them .
    i love my family, too. "
    ... then i said "...
    and sometimes you might not know it butyou
    could love the person sitting right in front of you. "
    -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-
    right then he dropped his pencil and looked up. i turned my head
    and he was looking at me speechless. all he could do was smile, so
    i did the same. my teacher looked at me, then looked at him & said
    "Now that's what love is."
    Credit to..
    innluvv23
    credit4edit to mee.<3

  7. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:52pm UTC
    Girl: your new girlfriend is pretty.
    [I bet she stole your heart]
    Boy: yeah... she is
    [But you're still the most beautiful girl i know]
    Girl: I heard she's funny & amazing.
    [All the stuff i wasn't]
    Boy: She sure is
    [But she's nothing compared to you]
    Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now
    [Like how you knew just everything about me]
    Boy: Only the stuff that count.
    [I cant remember what she says when i think of you]
    Girl: Well... i hope you guys last.
    [Cause we never did]
    Boy: I hope we do too.
    [Whatever happened to me & you]
    Girl: Well i got to go.
    [Before i start to cry]
    Boy: Yeah, me too.
    [I hope you dont cry]
    Girl: Bye.
    [I still love you]
    Boy: Later.
    [I never stopped]
    Credit to::
    ilovemusicx33
    my editt<3

  8. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:52pm UTC
    Girl: your new girlfriend is pretty.
    [I bet she stole your heart]
    Boy: yeah... she is
    [But you're still the most beautiful girl i know]
    Girl: I heard she's funny & amazing.
    [All the stuff i wasn't]
    Boy: She sure is
    [But she's nothing compared to you]
    Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now
    [Like how you knew just everything about me]
    Boy: Only the stuff that count.
    [I cant remember what she says when i think of you]
    Girl: Well... i hope you guys last.
    [Cause we never did]
    Boy: I hope we do too.
    [Whatever happened to me & you]
    Girl: Well i got to go.
    [Before i start to cry]
    Boy: Yeah, me too.
    [I hope you dont cry]
    Girl: Bye.
    [I still love you]
    Boy: Later.
    [I never stopped]
    Credit to::
    ilovemusicx33
    my editt<3

  9. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    ACCORDING
    to [ ( g.r.e.e.k. ) ] mythology
    humans were orginally created
    with ( 4 ) arms, ( 4 ) legs, and
    ( 2 ) heads. but fearing their
    power, [{Z.E.U.S }] split them
    into two pieces condeming
    spend their lives in search of
    their other halves. these are our
    SOULMATES
    Credit to
    izzieizhawt
    my edit tho<3

  10. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:33pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomache for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10, 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the [(love of your life)] be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    Credit to: dramaqueen61896

  11. summer09 summer09
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    July 3, 2009 3:18pm UTC
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    July 3, 2009 3:10pm UTC
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  13. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    We All Have That Boy;;
    That we pretend not to look for before first period.
    That we try not to like even though its the hardest
    thing in the world.
    When you see him smile at you. you just get
    butterflies in the bottom to the top of your stomach.
    It's uncontrolable. But you dont care or even mind.
    You've gotten used to the wonderful feeling
    When you look into his eyes you just cant help but stare
    just deep into his eyes.
    And when you hear his laugh you wish you could just back up
    and re-hear it over and over and over again.
    You just love this kid more than anything.
    && You'd kill to be his girl<3
    Credit to: spudpie99
    my colors.<3 :]

  14. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 3:11pm UTC
    color pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r c l o t h e s .
    black &+ white pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r s o u l .
    complete credit to
    helllogooodbye

  15. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 3:05pm UTC
    .Sunday School.
    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.
    credit to::
    applejacks10000

  16. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 2:49pm UTC
    Open your eyes girls, we're young.
    we dont need a boy to love, hold, and kiss. we won't always be able to relax and be kids,
    but we'll always be able to love. so i'm gonna get out there and liven up this world, leave
    my mark, and make a difference. Because in five years we will want to rewind, but we
    can't. so stop worrying about that boy, now is the time of our lives. lets make mistakes &+
    not care and make memories that will never fade. live it up, and live it crazy. we are only
    young once, so lets screw this up right. drop the drama, screw the calories, and never
    question your actions. see ya later boy, i have history to make. <3
    Credit to..
    _xxJenifaaxx_
    my edits!<3:]

  17. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 2:38pm UTC
    Only a real girl can cry all night,
    and the next day be jumping on
    her bed in shorts and a hoodie,
    screaming disney songs. (:
    Credit to onemorechance95
    my colorsss.<3

  18. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 2:31pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    HelloSeattle
    is the author of this quoteee
    my colors tho,<3

  19. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    & I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    Credit to;;
    Gl4m0urCh1ck
    my colors.<3:]

  20. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 1:59pm UTC
    &+I have to wonder
    Does he love it when I smile? Do my eyes
    really **sparkle**, too? Has he ever
    cried over me? Will he ever?
    Do his knees get wobbly when
    I say hello? Does he talk & laugh louder
    when I walk in the room? Has he
    ever had u n c o n t r o l l a b l e butterflies
    at the sound of my voice?
    Does he talk about me with his friends?
    Does it kill him to see me flirting with other
    guys? Has he ever thought he
    doesn't deserve me, but holds high hopes
    anyways? Or, has he EVER thought about me
    the way I think of him?
    I have to wonderY
    Credit to madiemadie324
    my colors tho.<3

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