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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   OMFG. I GOT A GOLDEN TICKET.
   ZXCVBNMASDFGHJ KLQWERTYUIOPZX. oh sorry. Just practicing.
   
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2. hailstorm37
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   June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
   Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.
   
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3. muffinsandwitty7557
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   June 29, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   Because
   a hot teen boy holding up a sign that says 'You're Beautiful' definitely raises my self esteem -_-
   
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4. sticksandstones001
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   June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC
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5. catheriinex3
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   May 19, 2011 8:29pm UTC
   DEAR MOTHER NATURE;
   i would like to unsubscribe from my monthly subscription.(;
   
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6. Lalalalaurenx3
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   May 19, 2011 6:25pm UTC
   I wanna know something...
   - Fave if you DON'T think the worlds going to end on Saturday May, 21.
   - Comment if you do!
   
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7. leavingthelove
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   May 18, 2011 7:43pm UTC
   Girls who don't like Justin Bieber, admit it.
   if he came up to your door step right now,
   asking you to be his baby, you definitely
   wouldn't slam the door in his face screaming
   "No,you're gay." ♥
   
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8. gobgoerrsarah
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   April 24, 2011 7:25pm UTC
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9. queenlex13
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   April 24, 2011 6:02pm UTC
   FAVORITE for something nice on your wall.
   COMMENT & FAVORITE, & ill favorite 10 of your quotes.
   
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10. gobgoerrsarah
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    January 14, 2011 7:46pm UTC
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11. gobgoerrsarah
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    January 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC
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12. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    ¿FTW facts? #12
    China banned pigtails in 1911.
    
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13. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    ¿FTW facts? #13
    There are 421 people in the world named Peter Griffen.
    
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14. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    ¿FTW facts? #14
    Banging your head against the wall burns 150 callories an hour.
    
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15. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 7:34pm UTC
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16. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #122
    kid: where do babies come from?
    me: .............poop?
    
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17. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #123
    person: do you like me?
    me: .....well this is awkward.
    
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18. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #124
    creep: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    me: did it hurt when I punched you in the face?
    oh wait.
    that didn't happen yet.
    
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19. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #125
    person: sup?
    me: what's a sup?
    
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20. gobgoerrsarah
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    April 24, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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