yourcool posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
"is google a girl or a boy?" obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.
BlackUmbrella posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC
person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person says... hi PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.
EmilyxLovesxU posted a quote
December 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC
R.I.P -Victoria Soto. 14/12/2012- The Stratford High graduate aged 27, who was killed in the Connecticut Shooting. She hid her first graders in closets and cabients, then told the shooter they were in the gym. He killed her but not one of her children were harmed.
yourcool posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:55pm UTC
i am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. you know, i think peas are disgusting, but we're not maKING THAT ILLEGAL NOW ARE WE?
horsegirl99 posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
You're the jelly to my burger, The knife to my soup, The glitter to my sushi, And the ketchup to my ice-cream, My point is, I don't need you and I never will. nmq/nmf
.joyriding.* posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC
It's sad to think that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know. wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.
yourcool posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
me most of the year: want that. and that. oh and that. ooh that's nice, that too. what do you want for christmas?: i cannot think of a possible thing that i want.
ChocoTaco posted a quote
December 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC
*20 Years Later* Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe? Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta- Future Husband: Can I see? Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.
dragonfly26 posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC
I overheard this conversation on the bus. Kid: I barely talked today. Kid: You know why? Kid: Because people are stupid. Kid: I hate people. This kid needs to be on Witty.
A 7 year old boy came up to me today and said, "Have you ever watched someone die?" And I answered with "Sadly, yes." He then said, "Today, I watched my bestfriend get shot...." not mine but it broke my heart</3