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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

scientist: the average person spends 13 hours online per week
me: lol you mean per day
Paperlung's format
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Listen when they’re angry;
That’s when the truth comes out.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:42pm UTC

I'm not lazy.
I'm just highly motivated to not do anything.
✔
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xoalicecullenxo
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February 4, 2012 4:01pm UTC

"Best Friends Forever" ?
then why did you walk out on me right when everyone else did?

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

When a boy cries, you know
something serious happened or he is an AMAZING faker.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Some people care too much...
I think its called love.
-Winnie the Pooh
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*On Facebook*
Hot person: Just ate lunch!
*93 likes, 37 comments*
Normal person: It's my birthday! :D
*mom likes this*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 3:18pm UTC

If the people I stalk on Facebook
Knew how many times I looked at their wall,
They'd probably delete me from their friends.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:39am UTC

I'm the type of person
that if I could, I would carry around a bottle with a fish in it to keep me company.
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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hayxhay
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Whoever started "kidzbop",
should be punched in the face,
repeatedly.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:20pm UTC

f a v o r i t e t h i s i f
seventh grade sucked for you.

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KayJay6
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:24pm UTC

K
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
I wasn't mad
then you asked me 7 times if i was mad
now, i'm mad.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 3:11pm UTC

The only two boys,
you really need are called ben and jerry ♥

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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 10:56am UTC

cop:"anything you say with be held against you"
me: "oh, well in that case...Taylor Lautner!"
[:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:44pm UTC

here you go - h o t t e a.
because that's what you are - a hottie;)
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC

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----(---)----
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-----------Oooo--- I'd like to run away from you.
-----------(----)--- follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:19pm UTC

find a penny, pick it up
a l l d a y l o n g y o u ' l l h a v e g o o d l u c k .۞
r e m e m b e r t h i s ?
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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DarkAngelPhantomhive
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 1:12am UTC

*Boy pees in the woods and gets bitten by a snake*
OH MY GOD! CALL A DOCTOR! IT A SNAKE JUST BIT MY JUNK!!!
Don't worry! I'll save you!►
*calls doctor* My friend just got bitten by a snake! What do i do?!►
You need to suck out the poison!
O____O"►
What did he tell you?!
....You're going to die... .__.►

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Boys are stupid.
Throw rocks at them.
- Avril Lavigne

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