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  1. xoxo_me xoxo_me
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I can't blame you for being who you are
    i c a n o n l y b l a m e m y s e l f f o r t h i n k i n g y o u w e r e d i f f e r e n t

  2. SarahParkyn15 SarahParkyn15
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Somewhere, someone is looking for someone exactly like you

  3. Beth* Beth*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    He built her up,
    Only so he could tear her down.

  4. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    i hate this feeling. like i'm
    here but i'm not. like someone cares, but they don't.
    like i belong somewhere else, anywhere but here.

  5. LONERFORLIFEEE LONERFORLIFEEE
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    just because your problems are worse, doesn't mean my problems mean nothing.

  6. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    part of me wants someone to be all cute and cuddly with on valentine's day and part of me thinks it's the dumbest holiday man ever made

  7. dreameronthemoon dreameronthemoon
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:18pm UTC
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  8. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I could never stab someone, I'm really bad with Capri Sun
    -Daniel Tosh

  9. lizardgirl2000 lizardgirl2000
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    I'm not even on drugs,
    lm just weird.
    - Alex Gaskarth.

  10. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    We all have that kid in our class who says they don't care about grades, never studies, yet still makes the best grades in the class.

  11. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Bully at school: Why are you so fat?
    Me: Why do skinny chicks who have eating disorders say what?
    Her: What?
    Me:Exactly.

  12. Christa133 Christa133
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    Aubrey: You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
    Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig b****** like you don't do it behind my back.

  13. Bubblezzz Bubblezzz
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I can't do my homework.
    There were too many ex's I had to deal with.

  14. xKITKATx xKITKATx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tommorow

  15. MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    So rumer is that Channing Tantum
    Is going to be a dad,
    Which is weird since i didnt even know i was pregant .

  16. lexxxxbby lexxxxbby
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    You're like what 13 and talking about how you hate sleeping alone..
    You better buy a damn teddy bear.

  17. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    End of the world confession #14
    I sent all those candy grams to Glen Coco.

  18. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    _________________________
    Your ring finger is touching your pinky finger, for that pinky promise thats you'll be with him/her and love them forever.
    Your middle finger is touching your ring finger to show a fine line between love and hate.
    Your pointing finger is touching your middle finger to show who you hate.
    And your thumb, so alone and separated, is to show all the good times alone or with others; but it will always be remembered.
    ______________________

  19. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC
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    You did the wrong thing,
    to the right girl.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    nmf/nmq

  20. Keep_Your_Eyes_Open Keep_Your_Eyes_Open
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Sometimes on bad days I feel like I can't trust anyone.
    Except Shakira's hips, they don't lie.

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