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LookAtMeNow01
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June 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC

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LilaLove99
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June 12, 2011 2:32pm UTC

What do I do when I see an incredibly good-looking person?
I stare, I smile, and when I get tired...
I put the mirror down.
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Swimmer_22
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June 12, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Hey what's the date today?
Tuesday
No i mean the number
anyone else?

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rachellynn_7
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June 12, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Tips for success #14
In the winter, metal poles taste like candy canes. Don't hesitate to lick them.
not my format(:

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TheBlondeScene
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June 12, 2011 2:36pm UTC

I mentally murder people
i don't like. Only me?

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myworld2
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June 12, 2011 2:43pm UTC

The awkward moment when you are checking your reflection in a car window,
and someone stares back at
you.

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justinbieberfever1234
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June 12, 2011 2:44pm UTC

that awkward moment when you get into the car and there's no candy.......

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laaaughitoff
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June 12, 2011 2:48pm UTC

I'm 20 years old, and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward,, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test,, or any test i've ever taken. i'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous, southern belle. but, i'm stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally retarded. and to top it off,
i live in a pineapple under the sea.

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LilaLove99
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June 12, 2011 2:50pm UTC

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Shelly.
Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He's probably just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly.
"Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

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June 12, 2011 2:51pm UTC

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xohaleeeeyxo
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June 6, 2011 7:41pm UTC

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. U think you're cool, u think you're classy. Reality Check: You're really trashy. ;)

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lawlzebra
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June 7, 2011 12:40am UTC

why wont he text me?
Truth is girls, boys DONT CARE.
You sit around all day thinking of them.
Writing your first name and his last over and over
drawing hearts;; everywhere.
While him? you know, the guy you've fallen head over heels for?
yeah, hes hanging out with his buddies
or playing call of duty.
if he thinks about you, its cause your name just lit up on his phone
incoming text?
eh ill answer it after i finish this round of COD
he thinks-- while we, us girls that is, anxiously wait for his reply
thinking of different ways we could have started the conversation
overanalyzing.
deciding that three "y"'s at the end of "heyyy" seemed a little desperate
and when he does finally reply,
and your heart skips a beat, and you feel like,
hey maybe he is thinking about me right now.
He's probably not.
He probably just died on call of duty
and didnt want to seem rude
so the butterflies flutter in our stomach
while we type and retype a witty reply to his "hey, whatsup?"
and he sits there.
playing his xbox,
like it could be there for him better than you can.

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alllexadolgos
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June 7, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I went to this party mom
I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink mom
So I drank soda instead.
I felt real proud inside mom
The way you said I would
Even though all my "friends"
Told me that I should.
I know I did the right thing mom
I know your always right
The party's finally ending mom
As everyone drove out of sight.
As I got inside my car mom
I knew I'd get home in one piece
'Cause the way you made me feel mom
So responsible so sweet.
I started to drive away mom
As I pulled into the road
The other guy didn't see me mom
And hit me like a load.
I lay there on the pavement mom
I hear the policeman say
The other guy was drunk mom
Now I'm the one to pay.
I'm lying here dying mom
I wish you'd get here soon
How come this happened to me mom
My life bursted like a balloon.
There's blood all around me mom
Most of it is mine
I hear the paramedics say mom
I'll die in a short time.
He didn't know where he was going mom
He was probably at the same party as I
There's one big difference though mom
He's going to live while I die.
Why do people drink mom
It can ruin your whole life
I'm feeling sharp pains mom
Just like a burning knife.
The man who hit me mom
Is walking, it's no fair
I'm lying here dying mom
While all he does is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry mom
Tell dad to be brave
For when I'm in heaven mom
Write my "mommy's girl" upon my grave.
Someone should have told him mom
Not to drink and drive
If they'd often take the time mom
I'd still be alive.
My breath is growing short mom
I'm becoming very scared
Please don't cry for me mom
'Cause when I needed you, you were there.
I have one last question mom
Before I say good-bye
I didn't even drink mom
So why am I the one to die.
This is the end mom
I wish I could look you in the eye
To say these final words mom
I love you & goodbye.

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Victoria13
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June 10, 2011 1:26pm UTC

When you died
I weeped and cried
I'll never forget your sweet face
You would rock me to bed
You would kiss my forehead
You said God blessed you with me
You would rock me in your arms,
You made sure I never met harm
You made sure no one touched a hair on my head
The last time I saw you, you were in a hospital bed
You barely had any hair on your head
I had to fight the tears...

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