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1. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 6:51pm UTC
   That Annoying Blueish-Green Mark
   You Get When You Wear Cheap Rings.
   only me.?
   
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2. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 8:54am UTC
   Do you remember the name of that techno song we heard last night?
   There were alot of songs.
   Oh okay it went like do do deh do deh deh da do da da da deh do deh deh da deh do do daaa deh deh.
   Oh man I love that song.
   format credit: ohhshanappp
   
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3. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 12:07pm UTC
   Am I The Only One
   who wonders if other animals get their period too ? 0.o
   
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4. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 12:00pm UTC
   Every animal comes twice as awesome, when it's awkward.
   ♥♥♥
   
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5. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2011 11:40am UTC
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6. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 7:24pm UTC
   Thinking about sucicide?
   D o n ' t .
   over 100,000 kids die from cancer each year
   over 1,500 kids die each year from child abuse .
   about 4,000 kids die from drowning and choking
   8 million children die each year.
   Those kids didn't have a choice,
   Y o u D o .
   Don't take something away from yourself that anybody would kill to have.
   
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7. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   I hate when people are like
   "get over him.."
   Like seriously, Do you think I like being in love
   with someone who doesn't love me?..
   
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8. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   We all know at least 3 addresses.
   1. Your own address
   2. Your best friend's address
   3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
   ♥
   -facebook
   
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9. laaaughitoff
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   I'm 20 years old, and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward,, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test,, or any test i've ever taken. i'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous, southern belle. but, i'm stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally retarded. and to top it off,
   i live in a pineapple under the sea.
   
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10. laaaughitoff
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:36am UTC
    you can look but you won't see,
    t h e g i r l I u s e d t o b e .
    
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11. laaaughitoff
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Trying to tell a funny story,
    then you realize no one's listening so you slowly drift away and stand there like an awkward turtle.
    
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