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  1. janellenelly janellenelly
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Dear 13 year old teenage girl buying a pregnancy test,
    p l e a s e m a k e t h a t t h e o n l y t e s t y o u e v e r f a i l.
    Sincerely, praying for your soul.

  2. alwaysnicole alwaysnicole
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    1000+ faves...
    i won't commit suicide...♥

  3. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    KIM KARDASHIAN
    spent 17 million on a wedding, for a marriage that lasted less than a year.
    STARVING PEOPLE COULD'VE BEEN FED WITH THAT MONEY.
    HOMELESS PEOPLE COULD'VE BEEN CARED FOR WITH THAT MONEY.
    SICK PEOPLE MIGHT'VE BEEN HEALED WITH THAT MONEY.
    ABUSED ANIMALS COULD'VE BEEN SAVED WITH THAT MONEY.
    sure, she wanted a fairytale moment,
    BUT LIVES COULD'VE BEEN ALTERED WITH THAT MONEY.

  4. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 11:25am UTC
    There should be a rule
    That you can't get your period over the summer.

  5. xoCaitlynxo xoCaitlynxo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Dear Summer,
    ♥ I'm glad you're back
    Sincerely I need a tan

  6. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    "You loo k pretty today."
    ... Was I ugly yesterday?
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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    "Don't talk to strangers"
    Well, how am I supposed to make friends?

  8. ImNotOkayKid ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:34am UTC
    96
    Ooh.. Rejection [:


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  10. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  11. jennylovesyou jennylovesyou
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE COOL WHEN
    You know every single word
    to every single
    high school musical song

    nmf

  12. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Listening to my music in the car with parents:
    * t r y i n g t o a c t c a l m -_- *
    Listening to music in the car by myself:
    DANCE PARTY.

  13. sports123321 sports123321
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    June 12, 2011 10:38pm UTC
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  14. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    TEXTS #38
    Dad: Will you marry me?
    Daughter: EW NO!
    Dad: Good. We'll just keep practicing this so that when someone actually asks you to marry them, it'll just be a kneejerk reaction.

  15. Run_Away_From_Reality Run_Away_From_Reality
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    June 13, 2011 7:46pm UTC
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  18. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 7:13am UTC
    Who else Played the Google Guitar?
    On the 9/6/2011???
    [♥][♥][♥]


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  20. hollisterchick4 hollisterchick4
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    I took a chance, I took a shot
    &you might think i'm bulletproof, but i'm not.

:)

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