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  1. asiancutie11 asiancutie11
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 1:10pm UTC
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  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:03am UTC
    *when girls hack eachothers facebook status*
    "OMG i lyke wuv yuu so much gurll, lyke no 1 elze can kno, cuz we r lyke bffls."
    *when guys hack eachothers facebook status*
    "I'm gay."


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  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Starbucks guy: Name?.
    Me: Primrose Everdeen.
    Starbucks guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: I VOLUNTEER!

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:15am UTC
    *if i was a doctor*
    Hot guy: I sprianed my wrist.
    Me: Okay, take off your underwear.
    Nmq

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:21am UTC
    *me in class*
    Me: Okay,gotta focus. Big test coming up.
    Me: Oooh, when did that poster get there?
    Me: Ugh,split ends.
    Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!?!?
    Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
    Me: Just act like you understand...
    Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me.......
    Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
    Me: DAMN, THAT SONG IS SO F*CKING ANNOYING.
    Me: Its only been fifteen minutes?
    Me: Someone shoot me.

  7. ninakathleen28 ninakathleen28
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    Mom: Have you ever smoked weed?
    Me:...
    Mom: Have you?!
    Me:...
    Mom:HAVE YOU?!
    Me: I'm High right now brah.
    Mom:...

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    at mcdonalds:
    friend 1: i'll just have a coke
    friend 2: i'll have a salad
    friend 3: anyone want to split a sundae with me?
    me: i'll have a cheeseburger, large fries - make sure there's a lot of ketchup - chicken nuggets, a milkshake and--
    me: a diet coke. that makes it healthy.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    ***********
    kid one: "when i grow up, i want to be a doctor!"
    kid two: "i want to be a hairdresser!"
    kid three: "i want to be a zookeeper!
    teacher: "lizzy, what do you want to be?"
    little me: "i want to be a unicorn."
    teacher: "you mean you want to have a unicorn?'
    little me: "no. i am going to be a unicorn."
    teacher: "unicorns don't exist..."
    little me: "you're just jealous that i'm a unicorn."
    we found this conversation ^ on a tape that my mom recorded of my first day of kindergarten.i haven't changed at all (:
    ***********

  10. wissapooh wissapooh
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    To her classmates;
    She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
    To her friends;
    She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
    To her best friend;
    She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
    To her boyfriend;
    She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
    And to herself;
    She's completely worthless..

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 8:40am UTC
    throwing ice at people
    because they need to chill.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 8:31am UTC
    That moment,
    when you have to sneeze, but your body is like "lol jk"

  14. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
     
    Roses are red purple is orange. Old MacDonald had a farm. 
     
     

  15. qwerty40 qwerty40
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran seriously knows how to treat a girl <3

  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    and they lived happily every after.
    (Or so we thought..)


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  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:06am UTC
    Homework:
    do me now!
    Wittyprofiles:
    Don't listen to that woman!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:15am UTC
    The scariest thing
    about distance is that
    you don't know if they'll
    miss you or forget you.

:)

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