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katnissinwonderlandxoxo

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Member Since: 9 Apr 2012 07:17pm

Last Seen: 7 Oct 2012 12:37am

Location: 1234 Candyland St., Wonderland, Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 290949

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haithurr. you see that trollface cursor on your screen? it's laughing at your ignorance. ;D
i'm just a girl, nothing special, and i don't take life too seriously. my secret? never let society bring you down. listening to them can deceive you and make you think you're things that you aren't. whatever they say, just know, you're gorgeous. don't forget it.
i live for dance, my music, writing/Witty, and my friends & family. if i didn't have those i'd die, i'm almost positive of it. witty is my escape from reality and it's cruelness. it's where i feel like i belong, when sometimes in real life, i feel as if i don't. it feels good being among socially awkward potatoes like myself. ;D
that's really it, i'm not a very interesting person.
don't like me? i don't care. that's your problem, not mine. you just wish you were me. ;)
oh and ladies, one last thing, i'm a major directioner. NO, I don't dislike you in any remote way if you dislike 1D, I'm just into their music and if you don't like them, that's cool. doesn't matter. niall is my husband though, so back off.
he just doesn't know it yet.
i follow back most of the time. enjoy my page ;D
iloveyou&&you're gorgeous<3
(+) Starbucks, music, dance, free wifi, One Direction, The Wanted, All Time Low, Paramore, Katy Perry, life, you. <33 xoxo
you're gorgeous<3 xoxo never forget it.
  1. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    *home alone*
    Me: WOO I'M ALONE
    *raids fridge and pantry*
    Me: There's no good food here ..
    Me:
    Me: I should text somebody, maybe they'll come over. I have friends, right?
    Me: oh.. i don't have friends..
    Me: I'M FOREVER ALONE
    Me: I'll die with a bunch of cats
    *cries*
    Me: OH MY GOD NUTELLA
    Me: let's go on witty lalalala
    Me: OH THAT IS A GOOD QUOTE
    *favorites everything*
    Me: IT'S EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU YOU, EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO DO DO
    Me: oh my gosh somebody texted me
    Me: oh it was the text to confirm payment
    Me: i really am forever alone
    Me: I need a life
    *eats all the nutella*
    Me: i think i'll go facebook stalking
    Me: oh you are so hot
    *cries*
    Me: GIRL, Y U SO PRETTY?
    Me: oh hi Niall poster, i love you
    Me: marry me
    *sings into hairbrush, dances around the whole house*
    Mom: *comes home*
    Mom:
    Frog:
    Nutella:
    Toilet Paper:
    Aliens:
    Louis Tomlinson:
    Mom: ..where's the nutella?

  2. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Step 1.
    Buy a pet.
    Step 2.
    Name it Life.
    Congrats, you now have a life.

  3. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    *****
    what if
    we were all
    family
    but we're so socially oblivious
    that none of us
    ever noticed
    *****
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  4. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    today was the first time
    » i looked in the mirror and liked what i saw :) «
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  5. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    there's just one life to
    live, and there's no time to waste. so let me give your heart a break<3
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  6. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:00am UTC
    The only reason I keep my head
    held high is because all my good food is on the top shelf of my fridge. ♥
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  7. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:17am UTC
    Plot Twist = People will actually make eye contact with me.

  8. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:14am UTC
    if swag means gay,
    then Justin Bieber is gay, since he can't go a sentence without saying 'swag' or 'swaggie.'
    there's your valid proof.
    mind.=blown
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  9. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Hakuna Matata
    it means no worries
    for the rest of your days.♥
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  10. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    *person i know in real starts following me*
    me: ...
    me:
    me: /deletes quotes
    me: /clears comments
    me: /flies to moon

  11. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:09am UTC
    hi there.
    i wanna say you're gorgeous :)
    this isn't for faves
    just to make you smile ♥
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  12. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:58am UTC
    i have a boyfriend, totally.
    ›› His name is Inte`R. Net
    Yup. he's french. ;)
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  13. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:17am UTC
    when i'm at my friend's house
    the first thing i do is ask for food
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  14. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:13am UTC
    You and I♥
    >>Chapter 2<<
    I woke up in a bright white room with fluorescent lights shining in my eyes. I could hear the beeping of machines around me. There was a nurse standing next to me, feeling along my forearm. "What happened?" I groaned, feeling my forehead. I sat up and glared at what the nurse was feeling. She was probing a long, stitched up cut with a bit of dried blood at the sides. "You got into a fatal car crash," she explained. "Oh, and you can call me Becky. I'm your nurse." Becky smiled at me. I returned the smile and stared at the cuts, scrapes and bruises all over my arms and legs. Sweat was on my forehead, and I felt an intense heat sprawling throughout my body. "Where's Zach?" I questioned, laying back down on the sterile, white pillow behind me, not expecting an answer. I scanned the room and saw another girl, small and fragile, looking maybe only six or seven years old. I gasped.
    "Did.. was that one of the people in the other cars?" I panicked, pulling on Becky's scrubs. She sighed and adjusted her hair bun, licking her lips before speaking. "Yeah. Her name's Hope, and she suffered injuries much more fatal than your's. She was hurt the most in the accident." Becky whispered, moving over to her bed. Her eyes were closed and her arms were spread above her copper locks. She looked so innocent, so fragile, so much like my little sister, Kara. I started sobbing into my arms. "What's wrong?" the nurse cooed, stroking my pale blonde hair. I wiped my tears on my hospital gown and stared straight into her ocean blue eyes, tears falling down my ruddy cheeks. "She looks like my sister," I weeped, "I love her. And if I ever did anything like that to her, I'd kill myself." I murmured, standing up. "Poor baby. ." she whispered in reply. "You can go get changed, you're allowed to go home. A man named Zach Miller is escorting you back to your home." Becky explained, filing some papers. My face went pale.
    "What? No. Z-Z-Zach isn't taking me home, no!" I stuttered, slipping into my denim shorts underneath the hospital gown. My floral strapless top was already on. I sat down on a chair and started buckling my golden sandals, weeping quietly. "Why not? He's your boyfriend, after all," she inquired, staring at me through her curtain of thick, golden hair. "He.. he was the one who crashed the car." I whispered. "He can get ja--" I cut her off. "Have a good day, Becky," I said, pulling open the door and slamming it shut. I didn't take one look back until I got into the parking lot and ran into a warm body. "There you are," Zach smirked.
    I whimpered and inhaled the summer air, shutting my eyes tight for a brief second, hoping if I didn't open them he would go away. I brightened up and slapped a smile onto my face. "Hi, baby!" I giggled, kissing him passionately. My eyes were open the whole time. "I'm not buying your stupid little act," he growled, slapping me. He usually wouldn't harm me in public, but he didn't care. He was drunk. I pulled his hand away from my face and he kicked me in the stomach. I bent over to hurl and held my stomach, quietly sobbing. I wiped my tears and stood up straight, despite the excruciating pain. "I hate you." I said bluntly, breathing through my nose. He threw a blow to my mouth and growled. "Did you say you love me, or you hate me?" he asked politely. I smirked. Politeness my butt.
    "I said, I hate you," I repeated, spitting in his face. "You mean love," he corrected me, confused. I could see a glimmer of the guy I love in his eyes, beneath all the coldness and dark heartedness he'd been expressing. I could tell he was the slightest bit hurt. I kicked him in the shins and wiped the blood from my face, bending over my stomach. I leaned my face up towards him and sighed. "Zach! Babyy!" a girl cried. I could recognize that voice. I glanced towards the direction of the sound and was astonished to find out that my best friend, Jamie, was standing there, practically making out with him. "Hey babe," he grunted, wrapping an arm around her waist. The other arm was still rubbing his sore shin. My jaw dropped. "You.. are dating.. my boyfriend?" I questioned her. Vomit poured out of my mouth from the blow to my stomach. I cried to myself. "Yeah. So?" she asked. Tears kept streaming down my face. "You.. you.. I hate you, too, Jamie," I whispered, throwing a ball at her. She shrieked and ducked down, then snuggling back into Zach's arms. I sighed and calmly began talking. "You dirty, drunken cheater! You are definitely not the guy I dated, Zach. Nope, you're just somebody else. Somebody that I used to know." I paused.
    "Because the guy standing in front of me right now, is not my boyfriend."
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    haidere fellow readers<3 liked chapter 2? comment to tell me what you think of You and I so far, favorite just in general if you love it/want to be notified. thanks xx
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    Teaser:
    Zach's P.O.V.
    "I took her hand and kissed her, only for the door to be kicked open. "Oh, and for the record, we're over!"

  15. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:14am UTC
    our relationship is so secret
    that not even he knows we're dating :) ♥
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  16. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:57am UTC
    friend: nobody likes you
    mom:
    cat:
    dog:
    aliens:
    burrito:
    toilet:
    dad:
    me: i'm in a relationship.
    me:
    me: with my computer.

  17. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:45am UTC
    hold up, hold up, so they're making
    Finding Nemo 2?! bro, i'm there.
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  18. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:29am UTC
    here's to the girls
    that think they're not beautiful :)
    but really are♥
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  19. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:26am UTC
    i love how my friends complain about how they have no friends
    but they have like 4985240967824975 friends and you have like, two and you sit there like
    umm...
    and
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  20. katnissinwonderlandxoxo katnissinwonderlandxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14am UTC
    You and I♥
    >>Chapter 1<<
    "Move it, freshman!" I screeched, pushing aside two freshman girls who were blocking my locker. I overheard their last mumbles and heard about how cute Zach Miller looked in his lacrosse uniform - the most popular guy in school.. and my boyfriend. Every senior girl, tramps especially, were always hanging over him. I rolled my eyes and opened my locker, pulling out my Vera Bradley tote and putting my textbooks in my locker, slamming it shut and perching my near-empty tote up on my shoulder. I leaned against the tinted green metal and waited for the bell to ring, annoyed at the sound bouncing off the walls in the hallway.
    That was when he came. Zach. I smiled at him and drew my eyes to the ground, waiting for him to throw an arm around my shoulder. "Hey babe," he murmured, his alcohol-tinged breath in my face. I cringed. "Skipped third period again, I see," I said, kissing his cheek. I pushed a sunflower blonde hair stand behind my ear, sighing. "Oh yeah, went to the local bar with Dereck, had a few drinks, came back for lunch." he slurred. I rolled my eyes. Alcohol for breakfast, basically. Classy, I thought. "Fun." I said dully, entwining my fingers with his. There was a dark, evil glint in his eye. I cringed again. The bell rang and we ran towards the glass double doors. Zach pushed them open and held it open for me, twirling the keys to his Mercedes convertible on his index finger.
    "Nuh uh, you aren't driving drunk," I smirked, pulling the keys from his fingers. I dropped them in my back pocket and grinned. "Oh no you didn't!" Zach exclaimed, slapping my butt. "Yup, I did!" I responded, running towards the parking lot. I unlocked his car and climbed into the driver's seat, revving the engine and unlocking the passenger seat for him. "Why the heck do you have to drive?" he growled, slamming the car door shut. "Because I need to make a pit stop." I whispered, pulling out of the parking spot carefully. "A pit stop to the strip club? Figures. Tramp," Zach roared. His light, hazelnut brown eyes turned to black charcoal, his half-smile to a monster-like sneer. My eyes widened as I calmly replied, "No, I actually have to go grab some groceries for my mom," my fists tightened on the steering wheel. He took his hands and pulled my body from the drivers seat, him awkwardly pushing the gas pedal and swerving straight into a huge Chevy truck.
    "What the heck are you doing?!" I screamed. That was when all I saw was a white flash and heard screams, as well as Zach's wild cackling.
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    Heyy, so I scrapped Gotta Be You for You and I.. I think you'll like this one much better. :)
    Please comment on how you liked this chapter. Fave to be notified. I won't notify all people, only about the first 20-25.
    Please keep reading and I hope you like this story as we move through Caitlyn & Zach's.. err.. bipolar relationship. ;D
    Chapters will get longer, I promise you xx
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Teaser:
    "You dirty, drunken cheater! You are not the guy I dated. Nope, you're somebody else. Somebody I used to know."

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