*home alone*
Me: WOO I'M ALONE
*raids fridge and pantry*
Me: There's no good food here ..
Me:
Me: I should text somebody, maybe they'll come over. I have friends, right?
Me: oh.. i don't have friends..
Me: I'M FOREVER ALONE
Me: I'll die with a bunch of cats
*cries*
Me: OH MY GOD NUTELLA
Me: let's go on witty lalalala
Me: OH THAT IS A GOOD QUOTE
*favorites everything*
Me: IT'S EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU YOU, EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO DO DO
Me: oh my gosh somebody texted me
Me: oh it was the text to confirm payment
Me: i really am forever alone
Me: I need a life
*eats all the nutella*
Me: i think i'll go facebook stalking
Me: oh you are so hot 
*cries*
Me: GIRL, Y U SO PRETTY?
Me: oh hi Niall poster, i love you
Me: marry me
*sings into hairbrush, dances around the whole house*
Mom: *comes home*
Mom:
Frog:
Nutella:
Toilet Paper:
Aliens:
Louis Tomlinson:
Mom: ..where's the nutella?