katherine280's Quotes

katherine280
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May 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC

How do you make holy water?
You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

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katherine280
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May 17, 2012 8:52pm UTC

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katherine280
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May 14, 2012 5:06pm UTC

When I was your age, I lost a tooth,
Not my virginity.

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katherine280
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May 14, 2012 4:56pm UTC

nmq/n
K.
Every kiss begins with K ...
;)
nmq/nmf
Too bad ugly begins with U.

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katherine280
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May 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC

I don't always clap my hands,
But when I do, it's because I'm happy and I know it.

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katherine280
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May 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC

A cop just pulled me over and said, "Papers."
So I said, "Scissors, I win." And drove off.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Mom, stop, you're not funny.
you can't make jokes.
nmq/nmf
I made you.
nmq/nmf

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC

nmq/nmf
Why did Sara fall off the swing?
Why?
nmq/nmf
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
nmq/n
Not Sara.
nmq/nmf

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I'm sorry, all i heard was,
"Blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:48pm UTC

simba was walking too slow,s o i t o l d h i m tt o M u f a s a .

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:47pm UTC

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Reality.

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katherine280
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May 5, 2012 7:44pm UTC

That sad moment when you fall in love with a shirt,
check the price tag and slowly walk away.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Tiffany
When you find out that your great great grandad helped build the titanic!
24 minutes ago · comment · like
Me
Well he didn't do a very good job, did he?
4 minutes ago · Like

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:45pm UTC

If you were a transformer, you'd be
Optimus fine.
aa

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:36pm UTC

No, it DOESN'T get better. It just gets worse and worse, just like the world. Society will keep getting worse and worse. There is no end. You can say it gets better, but it doesn't. What is "it" anyway, in "IT gets better." The hate will ALWAYS be there. Either its yours or others.I know it's not pretty, but it's the truth.

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katherine280
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April 7, 2012 6:53pm UTC

If an itsy bitsy spider climbs up your water spout, turn your water on full blast and
Drown the fella .

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katherine280
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 6:46pm UTC

I hope you step on a
Barbie brush.

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katherine280
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 9:49pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly",
put this as your quote
&
whoever
[♥]'s it
disagrees.

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katherine280
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

bicycle seats...
what idiot thought butts were shaped that way?