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katherine280
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June 19, 2012 8:44pm UTC

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid,
and others I'd love to punch in the face.

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katherine280
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble,
I hunt it down and kill it.

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katherine280
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 1:44pm UTC

a day without you internet,
is like a year without rain.

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katherine280
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June 18, 2012 1:37pm UTC

You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out the conversation in my head...
STOP IT.

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katherine280
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June 12, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of an normal man.
-Dwight Schrute

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katherine280
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Carl
Dear fourth graders on facebook, how are you in a "It's complicated" relationship?
What'd he do, steal your animal crackers?
11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Katie
He was on the swingset, WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
10 minutes ago · Like Comment

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC

When people walk out of your life it really makes you evaluate just how much
you really meant to them. The fact that you still wanted to hold onto them and
they can walk away so easily says more than everything they've said while they were by your side.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I deserve a medal for making it through the week without stabbing someone with a
FORK.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Never forget what someone says to you when they're angry,
Because that's when the truth comes out.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC

3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I Love You.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC

When people ask how my boyfriend's doing,
I say, "Well I wouldn't know to be honest, him being a fictional character and all."

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I don't think that people understand the impact their words have on a person.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Love me? Great.
Hate me? Even better.
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
Think you know me? You have no idea.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Welcome to our society,
You will be judged on what you wear,
Your taste in music,
and how you act.
Enjoy your stay.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC

That awkward moment,
When you sing the wrong part of the song with confidence.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure if you should put on normal clothes or pajamas.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC

·
Everything happens for a reason,
A n d s o m e t i m e s t h i n g s h a p p e n b e c a u s e y o u ' r e s t u p i d a n d m a k e b a d
d e c i s i o n s .

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katherine280
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC

I pretend to talk on the phone,
so people don't talk to me.

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