TheBrokenSmile posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC
Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez. Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them. Dad: I thought that was sarcasm. Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages. Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English. Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages. Teenager: .. What? Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies. Boom. Dissed by my momma.
zebraalover posted a quote
December 26, 2011 11:09am UTC
---------------------------------- Fave if.. your name starts with an A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L, M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,X,Y,Z. ----------------------------------
tylerr posted a quote
December 28, 2011 6:54pm UTC
ok, i really could care less about the hate some of you guys leave me, it doesn't affect me at all. the only reason i'm mean to some of you is - you say i don't appreciate my followers. i hate everyone on witty. i'm a dick. i have a lot of followers, but i'm only following so many people, that instantly makes me ungrateful. - no. i appreciate every follower i have, every comment i get from someone saying they like my quotes. this site is apparently not judgemental? yeah, well most of you are going to these stupid conclusions without even getting to know me. but yeah, make hate quotes. do whatever. it's not going to change anything. c:
rickyd posted a quote
December 30, 2011 4:36pm UTC
My love (you'll know who you are), A drop in the ocean, a change in the weather, I was praying that you and me, might end up together . I remember the first time I ever sang you that song. Nothing has changed. I want you to know nothing ever will. Why you ask? Well to begin, god damn your beautiful, you mean everthing to me. I know you dont trust what the future has in store, and you have every reason not to. California , its pretty far. And so is Tennessee, but if you trust me that I love you, nothing will ever tear us apart. People dont get as many chances as we've gotten. Dont worry. -R