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Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 06:50pm

Last Seen: 19 May 2012 10:14am

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IYYYYUUUUUR.
YOUR ON MY PROFILE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' HERE, BRO?
Yeah, I'm hyper at times.

TWELVE YEARS YOUNG AND PROUD, BRO;) 
I don't do fancy setting out on my quotes, deal with ittt.
tweet me if ya really wanna paedo, at LivviB_xo
k.thanks.bye.
oh,btw, this is my stories account,
check it out,
you know you wanna(;,

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/Storytimepeople

  1. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Introduction
    It was the Easter holidays. We were all at our local park; my best mate, Chloe was flirting with her crush, Lincoln. As per usual, they were having a game of arm wrestling, which always resulted into a big long hug, which ended up wasting another hour of their time out at the park with us. I was happy as ever being single, as they say that’s when you get the best freedom. I was with my other best friend, Michelle who suggested the idea of going to the local shops.
    That’s when it happened. He tried doing the usual again. “Right what do you lot want?” with a curious look on his face like he was up to something he shouldn’t. He walked into the shop with a mardy face and an attitude on his face. I walked by behind him sheepishly, trying not to be caught with him. His name was Jake, and as you might of guessed, he was a thief in our local shop. He robbed anything he could find, from biscuits to drinks, from crisps to chocolate. We all walked to the local park again, waiting for him to pour out his collection from his deep blue jacket.
    Milka’s, Dairy milk’s, crisps, drinks; I reckon he got the full shop down his jacket. I had a quick check of my phone to see what time it was. 7:30. I had another hour left yet.
    As the famous saying goes, time flies when you’re having fun. Well, that was a bit of an understatement tonight. This was probably one of the best nights out. It was warm as it could possibly get in Britain, all the girls were in the shortest shorts they could find in their wardrobe; we were basically having an early Indian summer. You couldn’t beat it, literally everyone was out. I was having the time of my life, but then I checked my phone for the time. 8:25. I had 5 minutes to run a mile to get home. I shouted bye so much my throat was red raw. I ran faster and faster until I couldn’t run for any longer. I stopped at a corner then I saw it. The person that would change my life…
    Fave for more?

  2. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    temple run is just like the hunger games. only a few people are chose to help themselves, they get to practice before the real thing and they work to save their lives.

  3. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    for people who want to know more about the UK/US one direction scandal, here is an link to a useful website: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4250152/Two-Directions.html

  4. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:17am UTC
    The 00's;
    Bridge to teribithia, Suite life of Zack and Cody, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, Lizzie McGuire,sesame street, Clifford the big red dog, Camp Rock,Charrlotte's Web, That's so Raven,Cars,McFly.
    and I haven't even started yet...
    Fave if you can remember some of these/were a 00's kid..

  5. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    If you were a 90's kid
    the best P.E lessons would include the multicoloured parachute.
    fave if i should make a series?

  6. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:21am UTC
    IF YOUR THINKING OF SUICIDE, STOP AND READ.
    you are not worthless. If you was worthless then why would you be here?
    you are loved. at least one person in this world will love you.
    imagine everyone when you are gone, they will be heartbroken because that peson in their class who they would of LOVED to be like is gone. Someone on this world does care. and that person is me. whatever your reason to go ahead with it is, don't. what about your family, friends& even enimies? They will miss you too. your own enimies. If they are bringing you down don't blame your self, blame them. If you think your ugly and thats why you want to commit, then I will tell you one thing, you are beautiful in every single way possible, not matter what haters say. They only say you are ugly because they are jealous of someone as beautiful and original as you. So remember suicide is not worth it, you will be missed, beautiful.
    p.s- I will make a video&everyone who has faved this will get a shoutout in my video!
    Love you, Olivia xoxo

  7. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    ONE DIRECTION JUST WON BEST BRITISH SINGLE!WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  8. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    what is niall's twitter name?

  9. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    FUNNY THING IS;
    pitbull does actually look like a pitbull..

  10. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran Fact #3
    Ed has played at nearly every venue in the UK.

  11. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran Fact #2
    Ed's ambition is to perform more gigs than he has had hot dinners.

  12. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran fact #1
    Ed cuts his own hair.

  13. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    comment which celebrity i should do facts about?

  14. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    SORRY GUYS,
    I need to vent.properbad.what has happened is that one of my close lad mates said he had been talking to my boyfriend who apparently said he was going to end me (after only a week long relationship) so, I asked his best mate about it and he said that it would never end, because he loves me too much. Too be perfectly honest i would trust my boyfriends bestmate rather the my good friend. Anyways, what should I do about it all?
    Thanks Wittians!

  15. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Ich bin zwölf years old
    ^saying two languages in 1 sentance because your so multicutural.

  16. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Always wear a condom on your heart
    so when you do get heartbroken, it's protected.

  17. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    To anyone in a bad situation;
    keep your chin up
    & the other one too.

  18. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    "I don't care if you're black,white,straight,bisexual,gay,lesbian,short,tall,fat,skinny,rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that."
    -Eminem

  19. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    you are beautiful,
    no matter what anyone says.

  20. YouurMoom YouurMoom
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    2012;
    The year when I'm not gonna give a flying f*ck.

:)

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