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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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kenziev123
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Baby you
* * * LIGHT UP My world like
nobody else!

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lashaay
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Guy I don't like: hey beautiful(:
Guy I do like: can i copy your homework?

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Bad things about having your period:
-You want to kill eveyone that breaths.
-Sleeping in a pool of blood.
-White pants are out for the week...
-You feel like you can eat a super market
-It feels like you stomach is going to explode.
-When you cough/sneeze it seems like you just blew up.
-Taking the rapper off is so loud the whole world knows you have it.
- That gross feeling when you feel a crap load come out.
- You sit awkward in every class.
-Fearing it went through your pants.
Good things about your period:
-Your not pregant.

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Dear teacher,
If you move me beside my best friend, Im gonna whisper to her.
if you move me across the room, I'm gonna yell to her.
so, it's your choice.

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JustAnotherDumbTeen
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 2:14pm UTC

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS
who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup, who only have a few close friends and who don't get that boy.
- This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, geeks, nerds, losers, and worse: their best friend. The girls who have felt the heart break and those who have loved unconditionally.
♥
nmf/q

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:18pm UTC

"I prefer to date younger girls to be more protective."
-Zayn Malik

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badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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senirita
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 5:20pm UTC

is it possible
to be in love with five boys I've never met?
♥

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foreverandalways0618
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC

does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

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gkaston
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

read it, it's worth it, promise..
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Me: I'm not buying that underwear, they're ugly.
Mom: WELL, WHO'S GOING TO SEE THEM?

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

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eskimokisses
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Admit it
You call Gatorade by its color
Not by its flavor
(:

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BravoSierra
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March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That status was about you.
You're not ALLOWED to like it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC

I hate that thing that happens
Right before you sleep.
Every mistake you've ever made,
Every word you wish you never said,
Every moment that made you cry
rushes through your head
and all you can do about it is cringe
and pretend it never happened...

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
[♥]

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Walshy
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
It's simple,
Girls get butterflies,
Guys get boners.

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smallsophiex
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:54pm UTC

i wish;
- make up was never invented
-hair products were never invented
- fashion wasnt cared about
so everyone would love you for who you are, not for all
the products you put on yourself..
natural beauty

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