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  1. CallMeK CallMeK
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    “A pill to make you numb.
    A pill to make you dumb.
    A pill to make you anybody else,
    But all the drugs in this world
    Won't save her from herself.”

  2. sarebobo101* sarebobo101*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    When I GROW UP
    I want a SON first
    Then a DAUGHTER;
    So my son could beat up any guy who hurt my daughter

  3. Lana_Indigo Lana_Indigo
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    .When I die, I want Catnip to be
    sprinkled over my grave, then cats
    will come and rub over it and stuff.
    And the people visitng the
    cemeretry
    will think I was some kind of cat god...

  4. airJordansz airJordansz
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I hate it when I'm making a milkshake...
    and all the boys show up in my yard

  5. jooyjooy jooyjooy
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:35am UTC
    Impossibilities of the world:
    1.You can't count your hair.
    2.You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. You can't breath with your tongue out.......
    You just tried it.
    10 things I know about you:
    1. You are reading this
    2. You are a human
    3. You can't say the letter "p" without seperating you lips.
    4. You just attemped it
    6. You are laughing at yourself
    7. You have a smile on yourself and you skipped N#5
    8.You just checked to see if there is a N#5
    9. You laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too.
    10. You are happy
    NMQ or FORMAT
    :)

  6. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF MY RAINCOAT.
    until they're all soaked and I'm just like, "Sucks to suck b¡tches!"

  7. JennaBean JennaBean
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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  8. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Admit it,
    At some point in our lives you've tried to see if you had super powers
    ♥♥♥

  9. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Dear Medicine,
    You do NOT taste like me you taste like DEATH
    ~Sincerely, Cherry

  10. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    I'm a professional at
    breaking down quietly.

  11. shoutittotheworldd shoutittotheworldd
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    S h e p a i n t s a p r e t t y p i c t u r e b u t s h e d o e s n ' t u s e a b r u s h .
    She paints a pretty picture but she only uses red.
    She painted a pretty picture but now she is dead.
    life ok
    self harm is no joke.
    yes i know it's SHE but he fits my


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Today,
    for the first time in a while,
    i stood in the mirror,
    and just looked myself.
    i actrully felt okay with myself,
    i like my muscley thighs,
    i like my big blue eyes,
    i like my tiny hands,
    i like my curves,
    i like my skinny gymnast arms,
    i like my big feet,
    i like my nose,
    i like my little ears,
    i like my hair.
    Im proud to say,
    Today, im okay with myself

  14. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    so, today at school
    we were learning about concrete (something you can touch)
    and abstract (thoughts, feelings) nouns.
    this is my teachers exact words.
    "Teens your age have some of the biggest self esteem issues.
    I want you to do something. Every time you feel down,
    because of something abstract that day-
    whether it be someone saying something or
    I want you to go home, look in the mirror, and say
    'I am a concrete noun. I'm not just
    a cloud of gas with eyes. I am noticed.'
    Seriously, look at yourself and remember
    that you're not just a cloud of gas with eyeballs.
    You're a concrete noun and somebody out there
    notices and loves you just for being there."
    most inspiring (yet educational) thing I've heard in a while.

  15. TheAwkwardNinja TheAwkwardNinja
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    One day,
    I might fall and not be able to get up
    and die as karma
    for laughing at life alert commercials

  16. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places.

  17. PurposefulHarm PurposefulHarm
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I hope it haunts you forever that
    you are the reason for the scars
    on someone else's body
    nmq

  18. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    "Girls got balls. They're just higher up, that's all."

  19. lolz62 lolz62
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:28pm UTC
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  20. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved question:
    Will I die?
    Okay so yesterday I swallowed a piece of gum and I think It's stuck in my throat! Do you think I'll die? I'm only 14 I don't want to die!
    Best answer:
    Yes, the piece of gum is stuck in your throat. Food will stick to it build up in your throat and you will die.
    Rating: * * * * *

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