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  1. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
    bracelets. Please fave if
    you believe this is wrong.

  2. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  3. eminemlove26 eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    Birth Marks-
    Are where you were killed in your other life.

  4. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    When Someone
    Randomly falls out of their chair during class :D

  5. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    I'm A Senior In High School.
    Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway.
    She Smiled At Me, Took My Hand, And Said, "You're Really Pretty."
    Her Teacher Cried;
    The Girl Hadn't Spoken In Over A Year.
    ~KidsGiveMeHope

  6. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 1:11pm UTC
    Congratulations, you've lived through:
    01/01/01
    02/02/02
    03/03/03
    04/04/04
    05/05/05
    06/06/06
    07/07/07
    08/08/08
    09/09/09
    and now
    10/10/10.
    Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself ; )

  7. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  8. anonymouslover anonymouslover
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 11:33am UTC
    [october 2010]
    has five fridays, five saturdays, and five sundays.
    all in one month.
    supposedly, this only happens once every 823 years.
    so make this october worth living for

  9. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  10. whaddupkatie whaddupkatie
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    In the middle of the night;
    *phone rings*
    Are you sleeping?
    Nahh, I'm in the middle of Africa riding elephants and unicorns with Obama.

  11. connorwashere connorwashere
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    hey girls
    its a boy on witty

  12. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 2:03pm UTC
    "You ask!" "No, you!" "Please just ask!" "Why can't you do it?"
    "Fine... Excuse me,
    can we have some ketchup? "
    -first ever quote :D

  13. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  14. ScreamMeLovely ScreamMeLovely
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    "Kidnapping"
    is such a strong word.
    I like to think of it as
    "Surprise Adoption"

  15. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  16. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    When I Was Little I Used To Put My Skittles And M&M's
    In Color Groups .

  17. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 10:25pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. annafooda annafooda
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 11:13am UTC
    Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment...

  20. starstrukkx5 starstrukkx5
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    Who else used to sit on the top of the stairs when they were little and bump all the way down on their butt?

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