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taylorday7
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
I ask: "how many?"
And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
I want that someday.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:14pm UTC

I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone
with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around
and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at
a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in
silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I guess what scares me
the most
is knowing that at any moment,
you could rip my heart out of my chest,
tear it into pieces,
throw it on the ground
and stomp all over it.
And that I’d just pick it up
and hand it back to you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Did you know that by
spelling the english word
SOCKS outloud, you are
also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
which means:
“it is what is is”.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

person:
so what music are you into?
me:
are you sure you're
ready for this conversation
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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SingingQueen1996
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Don't let her go to sleep upset
because she'll only toss and turn in frustration,
until sadness pulls her into sleep, and tears stain her pillow.
You'll be her first thought when she wakes up,
and more than anything, she'll wish to go back to sleep,
back to the silence, back to the empty blackness.
Don't do this to her, she's worth so much more,
and if she wasn't, she wouldn't care.

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redstarburst
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC

'Cause I'm losing my sight,
losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:57pm UTC

i hope when you die
you get to see your stats like how
many times you laughed or told a lie or
kissed or how many people
loved you and how many people
hated you and what you meant to people
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:37pm UTC

me: plays with pen in class
me: pen shoots 25 yards away
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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mads*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:17am UTC

Sometimes when people talk about Drama,
I think of Rob Dyrdek's cousin....

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 12:59pm UTC

That little dance your thumbs do
When you aren't sure how to reply to a text.
credit to original

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:23pm UTC

When I say there's no food what I really mean is there's no food that takes me less than 2 minutes to make.

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 11:38pm UTC

The people who hide their feelings usually care the most.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:44pm UTC

When you're sad, and suddenly all the song lyrics you hear are able to be applied to your situation in some form.

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h0w2l0v3
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:50pm UTC

I think every girl has that one guy she will always love. Even when she is convinced that she is over him, something will remind her of him and then all the memories and feelings will come flooding back to her. And she'll realize that she won't ever really be over him.

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notyourordinaryboy
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I'm f
a
l
l
i
n
g
for you.♥

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liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Stay with me, baby stay with me,
Tonight don't leave me alone.
Walk with me, come and walk with me,
To the edge of all we've ever known.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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