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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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January 24, 2012 6:37pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
NFM/FMQ

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Jade672
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January 24, 2012 6:48pm UTC

The worst type of crying is when,
your crying so hard, you can't breathe.

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ivelz17
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January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
YOU TO PUT ON MAKE UP, CONSIDERING
YOU HAVE 2 FACES

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Ally6866
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Yes, I am STUPID;
Smart
Talented
Unique
Petite
Imperfect
Different
fave if you're one of those too
format credit: jade672

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ohyolks16
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC

When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
...
when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Wanna hear a stupid joke?
Yeah, Sure!
you.

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stories4212
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:10pm UTC

What relationships include
now a days=
1 male + 1 female
+
1 Hoe
+
1 Ex trying to screw it up
+
1 Friend that secretely wants it to end.

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turgeonite2
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January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I love when
I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
"if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
And I just sit there like,
"You're welcome.. you are welcome."

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sweetheart1234
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:24pm UTC

ELLE
*SNAP*
THat girl is amazing.
I love her soooo muchh
We are besties for life!!
We get all the guys bro.
We got swaggg!!
We so cooll.
Im done hacking here
o .O brb my goldfish is drowning!!

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC

if i have ever said anything to insult you,
please let me know.
i might wanna say it again.

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CodySimpsonFan123
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January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

"Hey! Do you like water?"..."Yes"..."Great you already like 70% of me!

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theunicorn

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January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm so romantic sometimes;
i think i should marry myself.

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whatagorgeousmess
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January 20, 2012 6:49pm UTC

SCHOOL: In Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 1+2+1=4 Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerxgirlx97
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January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC

That awkward behavoir you get
when your crush is around.

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xbluexeyesx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC

No One Cares Unless
you're pretty or dying.

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dance_life
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January 20, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Have you ever considered that
Taylor Swift secretly has a witty and this is where she gets all of her song inspiration
♥

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