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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:10am UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #6
"Feel free to insult me, but no way would I EVER be okay with your insulting my fans."
-Louis Tomlinson
❤
aww Louis! this is why we love you <3
HelloFormats

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xxhixhaterxx
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I know noone is going to read this but....
I love One Direction but I'm so annoyed with all the quotes about them.
And I have a disease on my left hand..It's sticky and brown..Its called barbeque sauce. Please fave this so I can donate a dollar to cure it.
And for every fave..I'll also stop trying to cut...This barbeque sauce off.
I would steal something from tumblr but I can't.
OMG...The hunger games...Its so...hungry.
Also, I just told my dad about witty..And if I get 102225 faves, he'll bring me a pet dragon named Peetey.
Please fave this.♥
Hello retarded way to get a top quote :D.

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hotchick123
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Admit it.
Google earth lets you
look up any place in the entire
world.
And the first place
that you look up
is your house.
Just me?

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tori69
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 9:01pm UTC

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I just asked my 11 year old autistic brother what he
would do if he saw 2 boys holding hands. He said
"People would think it is weird but i dont, i like
holding hands with cats, i think if you love something
you can hold its hand." We have a winner.
nmq
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Format by twilightgirl995

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:19pm UTC

*Working on a project with money*
Mean Computer teacher: You will have a horrible job that doesn't pay a lot. You will need a roomate.
Me : I don't need one. *Class groans and yells at me* My husband will be famous. His name is Niall.
Teacher : Okay? Not likely but just pretend for the project's sake.
*Later on*
Teacher: After car, electricity, rent, what else do you need?
Matt: FOOD!
Teacher: No, you can starve.
Me: NONONONO! NIALL NEEDS FOOD! HE GETS UPSET WITHOUT FOOD. WE. NEED. FOOD.
Class: 0.o

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC

mom: hi honey how was school today?
me: i don't know
mom:
me: i'm hungry can i have food

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secretaccount
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:05pm UTC

have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

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shannen_xlove
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:56pm UTC

•••••••••
Harry Styles is the only person who can tweet
everything grammatically correct
and still not make sense..
:) xx
•••••••••

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mm1213
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
My imaginery friend thinks you have SERIOUS problems...
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Would you date someone who is fat?
Harry: i can't date someone who doesn't
exist
-OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 1:59pm UTC

"What was the meanest thing you've ever done?"
Liam: One time I didn't say 'bless you' after someone sneezed
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:32pm UTC

DEAR MACDONAD'S CASHEIR,
there is no age limit on a happy meal so
stop giving me weird looks sincerely,
don't forget the the toy.
-Harry Styles
-OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Louis: i'm a swagger master from doncaster
Zayn: but your mum calls you boo-bear
Louis: what do they call you?
Zayn: Zayn...
Louis: isn't it "Yo, i'm a bradford bad boi "
Zayn:...
-OneDirection

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peacelove143
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I'm Sorry:
that I don't have the perfect body,
that I care to much,
that I get jealous,
that I mess up sometimes,
that my smile isnt as big,
that I'm not as pretty,
that I'm not perfect,
I'm sorry that I'm not Her .

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laurenwinkler18
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:06pm UTC

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And now..
Your just going to move on so easily, like nothing was ever between us.
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heyitsme30
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC

People always ask
why i still like him.
but honestly?
I'm not so sure anymore.

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OxGreenEyedQtPie
posted a quote
August 21, 2005 12:00pm UTC

FRIEND
a friend is a friend
who stays by ur side
a friend is a friend
who somtimes cries
a friend is a friend
who always stays true
a friend is a friend
who will be waitiin
there just for uâ€¦.
a friend is a friend
who sometimes jokes
a friend is a friend
who loves u the most
i kno u be there till
the end.....
but i always kno you'll
be my best friend! :-*

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伤*
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:10am UTC

"Who's most likely to cry?"
Harry: Niall, He gets upset when he's hungry
Louis: which is the majority of the time
-OneDirection

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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angiela22
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC

hi, remember me?
you used to text me everyday,
say hi to me in the halls,
make me laugh,
make me blush,
make me happy.
I would do anything to get you back.. but, it's too late.
I'm sorry. ♥

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