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  1. samanthalove samanthalove
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:51am UTC
    I HATEEEEEEEE questions -_- .end of story.

  2. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    BEFORE YOU KISS
    A GIRL :
    -Grab her waist.
    -Pull her closer to your body.
    -Look into her eyes.
    -Look at her lips while you're biting yours.
    -Look back at her eyes again.
    -Grab her face gently.
    -Then slowly lean in and kiss her.
    It'll drive her crazy,I promise.

  3. charmedem charmedem
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    You text your friend.
    3 hours later, they text you back.
    No big thing.
    You text your crush.
    30 seconds later, and they haven't texted you back.
    HOLY CRAP! I BET HE HATES ME!

  4. ---* ---*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I think its getting serious guys.....
    I mean like today we made eye contact


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Crushes.
    They give you that warm feeling inside.You get excited for the smallest
    things that involve them.Figuring out way that you can get their attention
    just to impress them .When everithing they do makes you feel happy.&
    everithing they say puts a smile on your face .Although
    a crush is a crush ,but everyday your just hoping it will lead to something more.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC
    what's the point of blurring out
    the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    i'm so mad that toasters
    aren't called tanning breads.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    that one password you use for everything
    and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

  12. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
    Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
    I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    i get offended
    when my friends
    dont invite me to things
    but when they do
    invite me to things i
    never want to go
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. since_youve_been_gone99 since_youve_been_gone99
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    I wish he would text
    me...

  17. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    if i was prettier you would like me.

  18. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Just imagine
    You're mad. You're yelling at him and at some point you're like "SHUT THE F*CK UP". He pushes you against the wall, leans and whispers to your ear
    "Make me"
    asdfghjkl

  19. 8r3ak_away 8r3ak_away
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Admit it..
    we all secretly like to brag about having the hardest teacher in the school.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 11:27am UTC
    have you ever
    just looked at someone and thought,
    "I really love you." They're
    just talking or humming or watching a
    movie or reading a book or
    laughing or something, and there's
    something about them in that
    moment - their body is
    alive, there's a light in their
    eyes, something - that makes you
    think, "I just really love you." It's a
    weird sensation to think this
    but it's pretty amazing that we can
    feel this way about another being.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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