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  1. fefedancer10 fefedancer10
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    "life needs a delete button"

  2. omgizzleitsmaddie omgizzleitsmaddie
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    i wonder how many times we'll have
    - - - - - - - - - - t o s a y g o o d b y e b e f o r e w e f i n a l l y l e t g o

  3. burtonchick13 burtonchick13
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 4:17pm UTC
    you make me fall in love all over again everytime


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  5. GillyHicks4eva GillyHicks4eva
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    Advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  6. cbloves1202 cbloves1202
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 1:30pm UTC
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  7. cbloves1202 cbloves1202
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 2:02pm UTC
    **a peach is a peach**
    **a plum is a plum**
    **a kiss isn't a kiss**
    **without some tongue**
    **so open your mouth**
    **close your eyes**
    **and give your tounge**
    **some exercise**

  8. xooxoxxo9655 xooxoxxo9655
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 2:07pm UTC
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  9. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 2:58pm UTC
    Just Shut up and
    Kiss me
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. TkD_GrL15 TkD_GrL15
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    The Perfect Boyfriend! (: <3
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
    The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  12. nikkimarieexoxo nikkimarieexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 10:20pm UTC
    There's something about you I can't resist.
    So come on baby, seal it with a kiss.
    Cross your heart and hope to die.
    Please don't ever say goodbye.

  13. Conclusional Conclusional
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 1:50am UTC
    Only You
    Shawty;;(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    13 fun things to do in an elevator ;
    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    7. Shave your armpits.
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
    11. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
    12. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
    13. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
    LOLL not minnne!

  16. KairiJai KairiJai
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:30pm UTC
    I figured if you're looking in the "FLIRTY" section, that you need a good laugh. So try this:
    If you really like a guy, simply go up to him, rest your hands on his shoulders, look straight into his eyes and say
    "Go out with me, or I'll eat your head."
    ***Try doing it with a straight face... If you can***

  17. Babyyy_lovee Babyyy_lovee
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:31pm UTC
    &&;
    she said
    "you're crazy"
    &&;
    he said
    "only for you baby"
    not my quote =)
    my eidtt

  18. dancer4lifex0x dancer4lifex0x
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    hold my hand &+
    never let go </3

  19. mrsnickjonas21 mrsnickjonas21
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:54pm UTC
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  20. larlarx0x1996 larlarx0x1996
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:55pm UTC
    WHATCHA SAY?
    THAT YOU ONLY MENT WELL?
    OF COURSE YOU DID.
    WHATCHA SAY?
    THAT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST?
    OF COURSE IT IS.

:)

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