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13 fun things to do in an elevator ;

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

 

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

 

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

 

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

 

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

 

7. Shave your armpits.

 

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

 

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

 

11. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

 

12. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

13. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

LOLL not minnne!

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13 fun things to do in an elevator ; 1. Make race car noises

38 faves · 1 comments · Oct 19, 2009 6:06pm

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faithx15 · 1 decade ago
i seriously just pead myself!! this is hillarious!
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