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Maddyhj
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December 21, 2012 9:42pm UTC
You can only bring sexy back
if you have the receipt.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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jimmy365
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December 21, 2012 10:14pm UTC
last night,
i tried to drown
my sorrows, but
i drowned myself
instead.

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Bec*
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December 21, 2012 10:14pm UTC
Mum: You think these band members have nice hair and fashion but in 20 years you'll look back at these photos and say-
Me: Look children it's your father.
Mum: What
Me: What

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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Hale_Storm18
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December 21, 2012 9:51pm UTC
You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine
You make me happy,
when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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December 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC
her arms are stained red, she couldn't resist..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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randi*
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December 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
If it's meant to be,
It will be.

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randi*
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December 21, 2012 9:35pm UTC
stars can't shine without darkness

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
Apocalypse
Cancel Event?
Yes
No
nmf/sortamyquote

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roseth0rn
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December 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC
BREAKING NEWS:
Taylor Swift just sneezed and Harry Styles didnt say
bless you. Album is said to be released early 2013.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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December 21, 2012 10:01pm UTC
Look at that boy.
Look at him.
I want that for Christmas.

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eswingle711
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December 21, 2012 9:37pm UTC
I'm tired like, 50% of the time
and the other 50% I'm sleeping.

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MyMindBook
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December 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
I'll calc-you-later
See what I did there.

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revengeissweet12
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May 4, 2012 11:01pm UTC
When she opens her arms and holds you close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cuz' I can love you more than this </3

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revengeissweet12
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May 4, 2012 11:04pm UTC
K so people
my preview says i'm gonna have
1959 Faves
9 comments
I'm counting on you guys!

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revengeissweet12
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November 3, 2012 5:17pm UTC
Once upon a time,
a few mistakes ago,
I was in your sights,
you got me alone,
you fou-ou-ound me
you fou-ou-ound me
you fou-ou-ound
Me-e-e-e

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revengeissweet12
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November 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC
hit the <3 if
you love
Country
:) :) :)

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loveblue
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December 21, 2012 4:21pm UTC
OMMMMG<3
I love my brother's girlfriend<3 Shes perfect :) #carrie<3

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