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Amenah
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April 23, 2014 9:07pm UTC

How many
second chances do you expect me
to give you?

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seafoam*
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 8:03am UTC

1. you gotta have fun, but when you're done, you gotta be the first to run.
2. don't get attached to somebody you could lose.
3. wear your heart on your cheek, but never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat.
4. gotta be looking pure; kiss him goodbye at the door, and leave him wanting more.
how to be a heartbreaker

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:53am UTC

i was never jealous of barbies
body. i was jealous of all the sht she had and that fcking mansion and her pimp a.ss car and her hot boyfriend

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:55am UTC

hey, can you please never
talk to me again, it's for a school project

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:02am UTC

weight should be like virginity.
once you lose it you can never get it back.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 10:28pm UTC

at least i can admit i'm a piece of sht lol

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC

do you ever develop the dumbest crush
on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC

when something extremely funny
happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 7:34pm UTC

do people in nudist colonies
send nudes or do they just call them selfies

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:46am UTC

“Being a drug addict isn’t nearly as bad as being sober and loving a drug addict. Whether it’s a family member spouse or friend. Nothing will screw up your life as bad as being associated with a drug addict. You can’t save them but they can sure as hell destroy you - and they will.”

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:31am UTC

all the people around me are
falling in love and i'm just here falling asleep

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:35am UTC

but you're so whoa and i'm so oh

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:37am UTC

haha if you're bored you could
just kiss me, idk just sayin

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:39am UTC

i'm tired 8 days a week

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:57am UTC

yeah baby i'm an ANIMAL in bed.
more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:59am UTC

why don't you guys ask me questions.
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:02am UTC

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:03am UTC

do you think clouds look down on people
and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:05am UTC

i'm thankful for all the different
ways i can eat potatoes

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