if anyone ever calls you a slvt just say ‘and yet i still won’t fck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
BravoSierra posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:48pm UTC
teacher: the "I" stands for imaginary numbers carson: wait, there are imaginary numbers now? carson: are there unicorns in the next lesson? carson: someone please teach me something useful carson: like balancing a checkbook