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  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    You woke up today, Too?
    We have so much in common, omg. We're meant to be. ♥ ♥ ♥


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  4. BigBlueEyes BigBlueEyes
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Daydreams were dangerous because they made her wish for things she could never have.
    nmq


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  6. leanneisabelle leanneisabelle
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:23am UTC
    I was praying that
    you and me might
    end up together. ♥

  7. ixakontreraz ixakontreraz
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:23am UTC
    im supposed to be size 24, script and green.
    im supposed to be size 36, papyrus and purple.
    im supposed to be size 8, currier new and blue.
    im supposed to be size 18, TNR, and yellow.
    BUT WHAT THE HELL!!
    we all look the same, we all look as beautiful.
    i <3 detox weekend

  8. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  9. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  10. stillwaitingforyou stillwaitingforyou
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 9:50am UTC
    How to Solve a Murder WithoutBeing Murdered:
    ~18~
    Kyle dragged me into the dorm. "What are you doing here, Haley?" he asked in an angry tone. I didn't answer, I was too scared; this is the second time I betrayed him, I promised him I would stop trying to solve this murder but I couldn't. We sat over on the couch, he continued to hold my wrist and not in a romantic way that I wished; he was holding me down so I didn't run away.
    "Jason this is her." Kyle directed towards Jason, the other voice I must have heard from outside the door. I gulped in fear. "What do we do?" he asked Kyle; ignoring the whole fact that I was right there. Nothing was making sense anymore; I really thought I knew who the murderer was and I honestly thought I was getting a close but now I just don't know anything. It's like all the clues I gathered don't make sense. "We could tell her." Kyle suggested. Jason slammed his fist on the nearby table, scaring me half to death. "No, are you insane?!" he shouted. "How are we going to trust her?" Jason asked Kyle. I wanted so badly for Kyle to say they could trust me. Not just because I wanted to solve Bethany's murder but because I wanted Kyle to trust me again. Of course Kyle just shrugged.
    Nothing was making any sense anymore. Why would Kyle and Jason both kill Bethany? What did she do to deserve that? Were Kyle and Jason even the killers? Of course they were; I mean didn't you hear their conversation? None of the clues were coming together but I was obviouslly getting somewhere if Kyle was concerned I was about to solve who the murderer is. This was making no sense at all. I couldn't even think because I was scared. What were Kyle and Jason going to do with me anyways? Would they kill me too?
    Suddenly the dorm door started to open up. Kyle and Jason both gave each other a terryifying look. But everything was happening so fast they couldn't do anything about it. The door slowly opened. A beautiful girl with blonde hair walked in with her hands full of grocery bags. My eyes wandered to her stomach; she was pregnant. Then I took a better look at her; the girl was Bethany. Bethany Matthews was still alive.
    OH MY GOSH!! CRAZY!!; RIGHT?!?!? sorry this chapters short; the next ones will be longerr. almost done with this story:) are you excited for more?! i promise to finish this story today; the last two chapters will be up today!!!! my new story so far away will be up tomorrow! please please make sure you read it:) thanks everyone!

  11. wittyness wittyness
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    January 28, 2012 1:43pm UTC
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  12. sheslikeastarhh sheslikeastarhh
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood.
    2011: He died of thirst.

  13. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    When you put your cursor over "someone" it tells you the username.
    Got you witty :)

  14. AKeptSecret AKeptSecret
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    >>>Am i the only one who thinks detox weekend should be monthly?<<<

  15. AlwaysSmiling95 AlwaysSmiling95
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    It's like 'someone' is getting popular here.

  16. mdoucette14 mdoucette14
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    I hate this part of the story where you love her and not me.

  17. AdamsNotebook AdamsNotebook
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:08am UTC
    "Are you ok?"
    "Yeah... I'm just tired"
    T orn apart
    I nscure
    R eally faking my smile
    E xtreamly sad
    D rownin in my tears
    .....yea just tired.

  18. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Oh my god.
    My mom just told me she found my witty.
    My life is over.


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